Petting the skunk

Touching a smelly vagina

When Bobbi took her pants off, Walter was disgusted at the stench but decided he was petting the skunk anyways.

by Nerdc0re August 17, 2014

Shunk

When your ballsack is larger than your penis.

Look, Billy has a shunk. His dick is so small, even smaller than his balls.

by akell28 March 7, 2017

shunkies

An abbreviation for the exclamation "shit monkeys." Often used around small children, so as not to encourage them to swear.

Holy shunkies that's a huge chicken!
or
SHUNKIES I JUST BURNED MY HAND ON THIS UBER HOT FRYING PAN.

by Farmer Kaylie February 17, 2005

sbunkadifaice

The act of projecting seminal fluids over the face of another during ejaculation.

Jeff: "What are doing tonight?"

DAAVE: "Your Mum"

Jeff: "What?!"

DAAVE: "Sbunkadifaice"

by DAVE April 17, 2005

skunk in the trunk

Used to refer to the smell of marijuana.

Dang, Jim that smells dank - you got a skunk in the trunk?

by Stinky Tuna November 8, 2006

skunk bunker

A romantic term for a womans vagina.

Can I lob a dollop of jisim in your skunk bunker?

by Dirk Ramshaft October 8, 2013

drunk as a skunk

To get really, really, really shitfaced

Man, i was drunk as a skunk last night

by XARDSX August 14, 2016