Shaking The Pringle Can

The act of engaging in male masturbation. The pringle can represents the subjects penis, while the shaking represents the motions made by the males hand to simulate a vagina and/or anus. During the shaking process, it is expected for the male to have some type of masturbation "material" such as a pornographic DVD or perhaps a pornographic magazine. The shaking process can last anywhere from a minute to over an hour, all depending on the situation.

Babe, I was shaking the pringle can all last night, but here's the sweet part, I didn't even use any masturbation material, I used thoughts brought from my spank bank.

by Mr. 1234 September 26, 2009

schmucking around

Basically doing nothing and acting like a lazy schmuck.

"So, Sid, what you up to?"

"Nothing, just sitting at my computer schmucking around."

by lazy_schmuckk33 June 15, 2012

Shaking like a shitting dog

(verb)- the act of shaking and shivering as a direct result of "demons" brough on by a massive weekend of drinking and or drugs.

Bru, your brother is not in a good way. When i saw him he was shaking like a shitting dog!

by 6mboyjam August 16, 2018

Sharking

The act of sharking is most commonly performed by males named Chris, sharking is when one resigns from day to day life and decides to patrol the streets as a deep fried nugget.

Sharking it braaah, shark it hard, stop sharking it, shaaaaaaarking.

“Did you see that deep fried nugget?” “Yeah, he’s sharking it haaaard”

“Shark shark shaaaark shark shark shark”

by Spazmo_jh January 21, 2019

snowman sacking

the action of destroying snowmen that little kids spent all day making using different objects like bats, golf clubs ect.

Bill: "Hey Joe i saw some snowmen over on 1st Street lets go sack them after practice!"

Joe: "OK! I love snowman sacking!"

by lkjlkjlj January 24, 2008

protein shaking

The act of anally assaulting a girl whilst drinking a protein shake, upon completion of drinking the RTD protein shake the male proceeds to place his penis inside the club rats vagina and the protein shake bottle in her gaping butthole.

"dude i protein shaked this girl so hard last night, she wont need her fiber supplement for a week, I fucking love protein shaking!!"

by antony2 August 18, 2014

sharking

The act of inserting three fingers into a vagina, your pinky into the anus and your thumb pointing up (shark fin ergo sharking). This maneuver is only official if the subject hums the Jaws theme. duh...duh...duh..duh.duh.duh

I was sharking Gen until I caught a dingleberry on my pinkie.

by TG28 November 2, 2006