spit session

another term for a wine night; a group of girls get together to gossip, vent, or talk shit, most of the time over a bottle of rose.

After coming home from college, the girls caught up with each other at Robin’s house during a spit session.

by madam_holla June 11, 2018

mistletoe session

when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.

(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"

by Krkič December 14, 2019

sessionizer

make of a session; turn a session into something;

Mr.bill will be the sessionizer so he will have to convince the attendees of the session to follow up and buy the subscription.

by descriptivist December 29, 2022

Bust session

Masturbating

What are you doing?
Im having a bust session

by Deallikekaik November 19, 2016

Beat Down Session

Typically a call to meeting to facilitate the embrrassment of one or more members of a group.

Hey can you guys pop down to Suite 1? We need to have a beat down session on some of our sales personnel for missing last year's numbers by $4.50

by SethLisp December 3, 2010

Garavogue session

When you go to the garavogue nightclub polluted drunk, shift a bird in the toilets, finger her mate on the dance floor and get thrown out by the bouncers for fighting her brother.

Had a garavogue session the other night in Sligo. Ended up woth a black eye, bird's phone number and fishy fingers

by Sligo cat March 6, 2025

whack session

when you beat your meat

Jamir. Finna get a whack session in

by jajajajajajsj February 29, 2016