scullion

an absolute lazy bell, MS Word correct his real name to this, not even good enough to get into MS Word dictionary. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A FIST.

You fucking dodgy scullion, why the fuck are you doing absolutely no work.

by Blades April 25, 2004

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Scalping

To perform cunnilingus on a pregnant woman whilst she is giving birth and at the opportune moment - when the baby is crowning - licking the mucus covered scalp of the part born infant.

"Stand back Doctor I know what to do - It's scalping little Yoda"

by Professor Smut November 10, 2009

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The act of winning a Party Hat in a duel in Runescape. To scalp someone, you "bet" your Party Hat and they bet theirs. If you win, you scalped you opponent. If they win, you got scalped. This term is also used for Santa Hats and H'Ween Masks.

Dude, I totaly scalped that losers Party Hat last night. I owned him, he was super pissed.

by Winakaly October 25, 2007

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Sculpting your twin

Reproducing a look-a-like of someone through the act of defecating. The look-a-like does not need to be exact to scale or even of the same skin color. The look-a-like is also not required to actually look like the person. It's the actual deification that reproduces the likeness of the person.

Jimmy: Where's Drew? Johnny: He said something about Sculpting Your Twin while taking a dump.

by DoubleD916 February 27, 2009

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intestinal sculpture

art consisting of remnant/s of previously consumed food usually found in/on a water-filled porcelain canvas... ie: SHIT!! (doug tracht, "the greaseman")

i just stepped in a dogs' intestinal sculpture, and about gagged!!

just layed a 'loaf' that was some definite intestinal sculpture!!

'baby' wouldn't eat my intestinal sculpture!

by michael foolsley June 4, 2011

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