scottish curse

1) Having to fight off women from birth, all Scotsmen are born with this.
2) The Scotland National Team
3) Scottish Weather

1) "oh! plethora of naked women! please, one or two at a time! I can only fit one breast in my mouth at a time! wait your turn! theres enough of me to go around! oh damn this scottish curse"
2)
commentator: "AND KENNY MILLER MISSES ANOTHER SITTER!"
me: "aw for fucksake, scottish curse"
3) "pissin' of rain again, fuckin scottish curse"

by Zeb MacHaggis May 17, 2006

Scott

Possibly, and most likely the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is passionate, caring, funny, thoughtful, extremely handsome, and overly energetic! Most Scotts are always horny, but do not think with their overly huge wangs. If you find a Scott, Keep him, forever, and ever.

person1: I'm totally dating a Scott!

Person 2: OMG!? Really, you are by far one of the luckiest people on earth! Im so jealous of you!

by LittleTink November 5, 2009

Scotti

Scotti's are known to run almost exclusively on marijuana and food, they are also known for there extensive knowledge on sandwich management. They are in many ways the polar opposite of a Kyle. They tend to be referred to as "hipsters" much to their dismay. Overall though Scotti's tend to be the baddest boss ass bitches around, and will never leave you in your time of need.

Dont be a Kyle, be a scotti.

by Hihihos October 19, 2018

Scott

A absolute fucking bad ass that will fuck your bitch, also the sexiest man with big titties

Jeff: Dude, Scott stole my bitch.
Pauline: Not a surprise

by Pornwatcher69420 November 30, 2018

Scott

Truly the most intelligent, wise, benevolent, generous, heroic, most literate, physically attractive, sexually appealing, beautiful, talented man EVAAAR! Known throughout the realm for his devilish wit, powers of seduction, infinite charm, bulging bicep veins, ripped abs, perfect glutes and enormous phallus!!! Admired by men, women, children and animals alike.

It is fabled that just one of his infinite sperm(all of which are the size of tic-tacs) can impregnate multiple women/feminine men/women-like animals/feminine men-like animals simultaneously!

wet orgasming female: "OMG!! There's Scott, I want to give birth to his progeny."

salivating chick with massive breasts: "Same he's such a great guy......beautiful smile."

*both lick lips and rub nipples*

by GREATGUYbeautifulSMILE December 7, 2011

Scotts Valley

AKA: Cops Valley

Stereotyped for being a "rich-town" which is kind of true in a way. The town is about two miles long but there is a cop everywhere you go. Don't try and smoke weed here or you will be Fu**** by the hard dick of the law. You cannot do anything wrong here without hearing something for it. A lot of gossip and rumors go down in this town mainly due to vast majority of soccer moms.

Outta Towner: Hey bro lets go puff bowls at Siltanin in Scotts Valley.

Local: Nah dude iv'e been chapped there like three times. Scotts Valley isn't chill lets mob to Santa Cruz.

by Officer Farva At ur service October 17, 2010

Schlott

A Schlott is an extremely hot girl/women (8/10+) and is someone you would be proud to say you've slept with but not someone you'd take home to meet the parents as they would not be academically approved.

Example

Josh: Blonde girl at the bar?
Lee: Definite Schlott...

Jake: We have 'Schlott on tap' in this place boys!

by Sparrowhawk August 22, 2012