Cat sausage

N; a sausage made from cats, deliberately! usually composed of ground common house cat meat (Felis catus), spices and seasonings. the ingredients are stuffed into a casing and may be cured, dried or smoked. cat sausage is usually prepared and consumed out of a general hatred for felines or the lack of availability of other meats. several common types of cat sausage include: linx links, Burmese bratwurst, feline franks, hot cats, Siamese salami and many more.
Hey man didn't your girlfriend used to have a cat?
-Yea, I hated that terrible feline so i made it into cat sausage and served it with peppers and onions.
was it any good?
-actually not bad! i will make it again if she brings home any more cats.
by ASPCA April 07, 2013
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sausage headache

n. A headache acquired after eating some form of cooked food particularly fast.
I have such a massive sausage headache after eating all that chicken earlier.
by stevedavejohn September 29, 2010
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Sausage rail

A sausage rail is a line of horny guys waiting to ram the shit out of a dirty whore.

The sausage rail is what a whore rides to achieve her personal satisfaction.
Person 1: Did you hear about the whore on the 10th floor?
Person 2: Nah man. What'd that sloppy slut do?
Person 1: She rode the sausage rail for 5 hours, making 6 stops. Dan station. Bob station. Ryan station. Mark station. Pablo station and Steve station.
Person 2: Steve always gets the last of it.
Person 1: Yes, yes he does. He's a fan of meat curtains and cream pies. *sigh*
by scumslug October 18, 2009
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sausage wallet

the vagina; slimy hatchet wound; the eye that weeps best when most pleased.
The roast beef curtains on her sausage wallet appeared to be large, puffy, and swollen; it almost appeared as though you could fly a 747 into the Grand Canyon.
by weave March 27, 2003
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sausage fest

Any college, party, gathering, or social event that occurs at, or has the male to female ratio similar to Western New England College (WNEC) in Springfield Massachusetts.
-"Dude I thought there were gonna be girls here."
-"Are you serious? We're at a WNEC party. Of course its a sausage fest."
-"Man I'm horny I haven't been laid all semester. Don't get mad at me for hoping."
by billakaherc August 05, 2006
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lowkey sausage

A lowkey sausage is someone who wears flannels, short shorts, a bun, and bandanas. They may be saying “you’re fired” all the time. They also may be a grouchy sunday manager but will go off on star wars lore for an hour and a half
Wow. Jake Cameron is a lowkey sausage in a good way.
by osownebfjc November 23, 2020
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chocolate sausage

(n.) what happens when some one (or some thing) defecates inside a condom then ties in off like a sausage.

(Can also be inserted into the vaginal opening, or anus.)
Dude I just gave me girl friend a giant chocolate sausage.
by CHEW KOKARUNI May 21, 2011
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