Salty Parachute

When semen is ejaculated and floats gracefully towards the ground.

Usually performed from a height.

Guy 1: "One time when I was on holidays. I was doing my best doggy style with this bird on a balcony, I pull out, shoot the business over the edge and it floated down like a Salty Parachute"

Guy 2: "No you didn't!"

by LobsterMoxie July 25, 2018

Still Salty

The ultimate dis track about SYNing

Grack: "Ayo lily this kid tried to steal all my lightbulbs, he tried to suck em"
Lily: "He must be still salty"
Kaity:"He thought he was lil Huddy or something"

by Your Granny Tranny xoxo August 5, 2020

The rice is salty

The drag king version of tea sis. Used to react to gossip

Jessica: "Did you know Alexa is dating Emma?!"

Sophia: "NO!"

Jessica: "the rice is salty"

by Joe McGinnis April 6, 2019

salty mariner

When you jerk off in the front/bow of a ship and the cum flys in the wind hitting someone in the face and they lick it off themselves.. mmmmm a salty mariner

Go to the stern, I’m about to pull a salty mariner

by Jontssss May 16, 2021

Alex Is Salty

Alex got mad in minecraft and left

Bro, alex is salty

by butterone78 August 23, 2019

Salty Monocle

A sexual act in which, when reaching climax, the man withdraws his penis from sexual release, then proceeds in ejaculating in a straight line up the side of the woman's cheek and circling the eye to form a monocle composed of semen.

This is not to be confused with the "Glass Eye" or "Salty Sunglasses" in which the man covers the entire eye or in a more challenging feat to pull off, circles both eyes, respectively.

"You look simple ravishing with that Salty Monocle my dear, you most certainly shimmer with a higher class."

"Last night I gave your mother a Salty Monocle, she was the belle of the ball."

"OMFG! MY EYE! X__O"

by Kevike May 1, 2009

Salty Chicharon

a guy's tasty dick when he gets oral sex without having washed 'recently': his partner is having a 'salty sam' on account of the salty sweat and other residues that are ingested in the process of the fellatio

she just went for it before i could suggest a quick shower...I thought "hey, I guess she won't mind a salty Chicharon...whatthafuk, maybe she likes it that way!"

by Dr. Awesome PhD February 27, 2011