A sexual act in which, when reaching climax, the man withdraws his penis from sexual release, then proceeds in ejaculating in a straight line up the side of the woman's cheek and circling the eye to form a monocle composed of semen.
This is not to be confused with the "Glass Eye" or "Salty Sunglasses" in which the man covers the entire eye or in a more challenging feat to pull off, circles both eyes, respectively.
This is not to be confused with the "Glass Eye" or "Salty Sunglasses" in which the man covers the entire eye or in a more challenging feat to pull off, circles both eyes, respectively.
"You look simple ravishing with that Salty Monocle my dear, you most certainly shimmer with a higher class."
"Last night I gave your mother a Salty Monocle, she was the belle of the ball."
"OMFG! MY EYE! X__O"
"Last night I gave your mother a Salty Monocle, she was the belle of the ball."
"OMFG! MY EYE! X__O"
by Kevike May 1, 2009
Get the Salty Monoclemug. by Joe McGinnis April 6, 2019
Get the The rice is saltymug. a female who scares people when disagreed with. The people she cares most about are the ones she treats the worst. Has difficulty expressing emotion constructively when aggravated. Be careful the salt is contagious.
Master salty got upset today when her boyfriend didn't have enough gas to take her to get her nails done. Master salty felt satisfaction while emotionally crippling her loved one.
by Insatiable me September 18, 2018
Get the Master Saltymug. When you jerk off in the front/bow of a ship and the cum flys in the wind hitting someone in the face and they lick it off themselves.. mmmmm a salty mariner
by Jontssss May 16, 2021
Get the salty marinermug. A long time player (veteran) of a specific videogame that was disappointed to many times to be optimistic anymore towards any positive changes in the community or the game itself. Salty vets are usually the most passionate and the most ranting players in a gaming community.
You saw that post on reddit yesterday?
Yeah, typical rant from another salty vet. He had a point though.
Yeah, typical rant from another salty vet. He had a point though.
by NonameFTW May 8, 2018
Get the salty vetmug. Guy 1: "One time when I was on holidays. I was doing my best doggy style with this bird on a balcony, I pull out, shoot the business over the edge and it floated down like a Salty Parachute"
Guy 2: "No you didn't!"
Guy 2: "No you didn't!"
by LobsterMoxie July 25, 2018
Get the Salty Parachutemug. It’s a mix of Jacob sartorius and sluts, this word is for people who are above and beyond saltiness.
by Canigetahooiyahbaby November 2, 2018
Get the Salty slutoriousmug.