Slippery Salmon 

A double handed wristie/blow job that is heavily aided by copious amounts of lube. It is said this move is a perfect simulation of Rex Hunt juggling a fresh salmon. It is important to note that a Slippery Salmon is always finished with gentle kiss to the knob, before its thrown back to the sea, reminiscent of Rex Hunt's signature finishing move.

Guy 1: Dude, Tracey gives a mean slippery salmon.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeh, she emptied half a tube of lube on my dick and went boonta with two hands and a mouth
Guy 2: Mate, sounds unreal. Im going to hit my girl up

Slippery Salmon by Meetlof April 28, 2017

sewer salmon 

A large, perhaps misshapen, shit.

"I almost clogged the grinder with that sewer salmon!"

sewer salmon by Gil McTavish March 7, 2008

slammin' salmon 

Using an erecting penis to repeatedly bash the inside of a vagina in a pleasurable fashion.

"Sorry, I can't come to your lipstick party tomorrow as I'll be slammin' salmon at my uptown bungalow."

slammin' salmon by SomeGirlOrGuy March 28, 2016

silly salmon 

the action of taking ones hands and flopping it in a motion similar to that of a salmon out of water. Can be performed between the legs and/or arms

"That was some textbook silly salmon"-Spiegs

silly salmon by dro boys October 21, 2009

Burnt Salmon 

When a girl is giving a man a blow job and resist to let him cum in her mouth.He quickly smacks her across the face with a burnt salmon knocking her out...then he finishes the job in her mouth

Heather was afraid of getting jizzed on so Jon gave her the burnt salmon

Burnt Salmon by Harley Boy November 1, 2007

Silly salmon 

when you jump in the air or jump or jump off something while having a spasm while your in the air

Person 1: look at that guy who is jumping of the bridge
Person 2: i think he is silly salmoning

Silly salmon by xtrakrispypie May 10, 2018

baked salmon

When a girls twat is burnt from tanning in the buff

Man I hooked up with Sarah, but she had baked salmon like a motherfucker, she was burnt to a crisp.

baked salmon by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 29, 2004