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Stocking Stuffer

an item, usually small in size, that is sold during the holidays to be put in stockings for christmas. usually food, gift cards, or small trinkets (tops, rubik's cubes, puzzles, etc.)
"i got stocking stuffers to put in your stocking for christmas"
by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021
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Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!
by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013
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stocked phat

"I'm stocked phat on the AA's, but not on AAA's!"
"If you want to stop by my house for Thanksgiving, I'm stocked phat on food."
by ocSLUCIOUS January 6, 2012
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pussy stocks

Level of attractiveness to a female partner, usually influenced by a flashy item or clothing. This may also be used in a sarcastic way to signify how unattractive a mate may be based on their out of touch style or haggard belongings.
“Damn Zach got himself a 1987 Ford Tempo, pussy stocks goin up!”
by Jesusinthetoilet May 20, 2023
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Rough Stock

(a) "Rough stock" is an expression used to depict a man who possesses a rugged and resilient nature, often characterized by his physical strength, fearless demeanor, and a rough-around-the-edges appearance. He is someone who embraces a tough and adventurous lifestyle, and his actions exhibit an unyielding determination and a willingness to face hardships head-on.

(a) Example "Jake is a prime example of rough stock. With his muscular build, unkempt beard, and fearless attitude, he's the kind of man you'd expect to find scaling mountains or battling through rough terrain."

(b) When it comes to describing a man sexually, "rough stock" can imply a more intense or physically dominant approach to sexual encounters. It suggests a preference for rougher or more aggressive sexual activities.

(b) Example: "She was intrigued by his reputation as rough stock in the bedroom, drawn to his commanding presence and his willingness to explore more intense and adventurous sexual experiences."
(a) Example "Jake is a prime example of rough stock. With his muscular build, unkempt beard, and fearless attitude, he's the kind of man you'd expect to find scaling mountains or battling through rough terrain."

(b) Example: "She was intrigued by his reputation as rough stock in the bedroom, drawn to his commanding presence and his willingness to explore more intense and adventurous sexual experiences."
by Davellin June 8, 2023
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Double stocking wank

The act of two women giving a man a footjob together whilst wearing pantyhose or stockings, usually ending in the guy cumming in their feet and legs
Last night, I ran into Cara and Nadia. They invited me back to their place for a fantastic double stocking wank
by PhilliBlunt June 12, 2023
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stock market

Another name for porn, when the stocks raise I raise 📈🤤
“Dog I was looking at the stock market so much last night it was insane 😩”

You know what they say, when the stocks raise I raise”
by emo 🖤 January 16, 2023
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