revenge

the BEST feeling in the world. better than love and sex combined. to feel good about yourself and taking pleasure of the opponents suffering. usually by getting back at someone who has harmed you in the past. can be mentally or physically, or both.

victim: oh no, i have been beaten
enemy: har har har

victim: ah ha! i am better than you and having a fun life, time to let my buddies beat to beat you up, revenge is mine!

enemy: oh no, im emotionally unstable and my life sucks and now even worse, the dude i beat up long ago and hated has brought his buddies to beat me up aieeee!!!!

by Irvin McWhorter July 29, 2006

revenge lesbian

when a boy leads you on and your revenge is to date a female friend

Emily was down with being used as a revenge lesbian.

by aisrevenge June 2, 2016

RevENDge

Definition of Rev~end~ge

The word Revendge is a mindset. It has a “D” in it to emphasize the word “end”. It is used in the slogan “Success Is The New Revendge” which means instead of seeking revenge you can focus on success from within which can keep you in good standards as a human being. It was originally created to help the black community overcome the crab bucket mentality. This brand/word was established in Trenton New Jersey in 2017.

“Success is the new revENDge”

by Revendge February 24, 2021

Revenge Porn

A form of sexual abuse millennials used to brag about. It involves uploading an ex's nudes online as "revenge" after a breakup, aiming to cause extreme psychological distress. Now frowned upon and punishable by several years in prison.

Guy 1: "Hayley broke up w me lol. i'm thinking revenge porn, i've got some material
Guy 2: "dude wtf."
Guy 3: "lol ys he still in the chat"

by CapKirk January 15, 2023

Roomate Revenge

The Roomate Revenge is a popular sex position done as retribution to a roomate who has been a dick.

One will:

(a) time his or her significant other(s) to come over when the other roomate is not there

(b) remove all clothing

(c) proceed to have hot and sweaty sex all over the victim's bed

Jenny: Hey, why is my bed covered in splooge?

Kate: No idea, maybe you had a wet dream!

(Jenny was a victim of Roomate Revenge)

by halpwr November 4, 2012

Zapata's Revenge

That overly indulgent, uncomfortably full, generally gross feeling you get after eating an entire **burrito that you intended on only eating half of and saving the rest for later.
Named after the 1910 Mexican freedom fighter Emiliano Zapata Salazar who was the leader of the "Liberation Army of the South" or Zapatistas.

**The standard San Francisco taqueria size burrito which is roughly the size of an adult forearm

I just at that entire burrito from Pancho Villa's and totally have Zapata's Revenge.

by keeniej October 31, 2013

Stalin's Revenge

Drinking the fucked up water in Russia (Sochi, specifically) and the result being shitting your asshole out. It is similar to drinking the water in Mexico except the Russian water tells you when and where to shit.

Dude, don't drink the water in Sochi. You'll get Stalin's Revenge. That's right, the Russian version of Montezuma's revenge.

by Captain Yar February 5, 2014