A man who loves to rape women, but can't because they all want to have sex with him of their own will. Every guy hates him, but only because they're really jealous of him.
Ryan: Bend over. I'm gonna rape you.
Girl: Okay.
Ryan: No, this is rape! You can't agree to it!
Girl: Have you see Ryan today? He looks really hot.
Girl's boyfriend: I'm going to kill him!
Girl: Okay.
Ryan: No, this is rape! You can't agree to it!
Girl: Have you see Ryan today? He looks really hot.
Girl's boyfriend: I'm going to kill him!
by A_random_person July 14, 2010
1. This man is the most perfect boyfriend. he's sweet, awesome at drumming and film making, and is a wnderful kisser.
2. True thug ass motha fucka. carries a sling shot everywhere. only tru thugs carry sling shots
2. True thug ass motha fucka. carries a sling shot everywhere. only tru thugs carry sling shots
by cumherenow May 24, 2008
Ryan is the cutest human being ever. He has GREAT HAIR, and great eyes. He is also the sweetest human being literally ever. Ryan is a guy that seems like he might not be thinking about you but he does.
by girl who got major heart eyes February 17, 2019
Ryan holds doors open.
by Straightenerrr May 14, 2010
A Ryan is the name of a person that is of the male gender. Ryans are well known for their bizarre views of how people live, Ryans typically have a hard time leaving their parental units due to codependency issues created at a young age. Ryans hold the highest percentage in relation to living at home until their thirties, they tend to be controlling and abusive to their partners and suffer from a serious inability to communicate in a manner becoming of an adjusted person. There is a disturbing side to Ryans being that they hold some strange fetishes sexually, Ryans tend to be in favor of wearing pantyhose and of thongs of both gender designations. They favor anal play by use of objects consisting of both food and sex toy's, Ryans will manipulate and distort to get what they want.
"Girl 1: Hey I just met this guy"
"Girl 2: Oh what's he like ? "
"Girl 1: he likes anal and wears my thongs"
"Girl 2: wow sounds like a carrot top flamer"
"girl 1: speaking of carrots you need shit to grow em...and Ryan loves a carrot in his mud slide"
"Girl 2: Oh what's he like ? "
"Girl 1: he likes anal and wears my thongs"
"Girl 2: wow sounds like a carrot top flamer"
"girl 1: speaking of carrots you need shit to grow em...and Ryan loves a carrot in his mud slide"
by Randybobany January 31, 2017
The most amazing person you will ever meet. Super smart, organized, caring, loving, dedicated, emotional, etc. An awesome baseball player, great student, amazing person, and even better boyfriend. One of a kind. ;) anyone to let this one go is just stupid...as close to perfect as you could ever get. I love you and can't wait for our future. :)
I love Ryan.
by Gordyyy June 13, 2009
Ryan is someone who would like to fuck anything but another man. He is okay looking and amazing at sex. Plus his dick is huge. To bad he likes to hit it then quit it, or he would be a good boyfriend.
by hahsofunny79 July 06, 2010