ryan :)

Ryan is the cutest human being ever. He has GREAT HAIR, and great eyes. He is also the sweetest human being literally ever. Ryan is a guy that seems like he might not be thinking about you but he does.

Friend- "Omg who's the cute new guy?"
Me- "...Oh that's ryan :)" *major heart eyes*

by girl who got major heart eyes February 16, 2019

Ryan

Person who naps all the time, showers, and eats.

Ryan holds doors open.

by Straightenerrr May 14, 2010

Ryan

A Ryan is the name of a person that is of the male gender. Ryans are well known for their bizarre views of how people live, Ryans typically have a hard time leaving their parental units due to codependency issues created at a young age. Ryans hold the highest percentage in relation to living at home until their thirties, they tend to be controlling and abusive to their partners and suffer from a serious inability to communicate in a manner becoming of an adjusted person. There is a disturbing side to Ryans being that they hold some strange fetishes sexually, Ryans tend to be in favor of wearing pantyhose and of thongs of both gender designations. They favor anal play by use of objects consisting of both food and sex toy's, Ryans will manipulate and distort to get what they want.

"Girl 1: Hey I just met this guy"
"Girl 2: Oh what's he like ? "
"Girl 1: he likes anal and wears my thongs"
"Girl 2: wow sounds like a carrot top flamer"
"girl 1: speaking of carrots you need shit to grow em...and Ryan loves a carrot in his mud slide"

by Randybobany January 30, 2017

Ryan

The most amazing person you will ever meet. Super smart, organized, caring, loving, dedicated, emotional, etc. An awesome baseball player, great student, amazing person, and even better boyfriend. One of a kind. ;) anyone to let this one go is just stupid...as close to perfect as you could ever get. I love you and can't wait for our future. :)

I love Ryan.

by Gordyyy June 13, 2009

Ryan

Ryan is someone who would like to fuck anything but another man. He is okay looking and amazing at sex. Plus his dick is huge. To bad he likes to hit it then quit it, or he would be a good boyfriend.

I fucked a Ryan last night. It was so hot, but when I woke up he was already gone.

by hahsofunny79 July 8, 2010

Ryan

Ryan is an amazing guy who will always be there for you. He has a big heart for those he loves.He is very funny and has an amazing laugh. He is very lovable and can be often referred to as a cute polar bear.

Ryan has all of the qualities of a perfect man.

by wizzy7ujrhfh October 14, 2016

Ryan

Ryans are very very very very very very ugly!!!!!!!!!! Ryans usually play basketball and are usually very tall with the #7 , breath a little stinky and usually very hairy. Ryans usually have good hearts and personalities ;) Ryans usually dont take no for an answer.

Sam: Did you see #7??
Audrey: Ryan, yeah he tried to get with me but i rejected him. I miss him though :(

by 123455899itsme February 16, 2020