by Krimbo Jones November 8, 2004
Get the rudey mug.A sport involving extremely drunk Englishmen. Like hockey, but way lamer, and unpadded, thereby resulting in excessive pain. Oh yeah, they also go about 100 miles an hour (that's 160.9 kph for you europussies) in hockey, thereby proving the supreme dominance of the Sport.
Europeans, especially the English, have a deep-seated desire for rugby to truly be the most manly sport ever. Soccer, or "football" (see idunno's definition of american football,) can also be used to fit this position. Unfortunately, this is a misconception, based on the Europeans' internal fears of inferiority to the Americans.
Europeans, especially the English, have a deep-seated desire for rugby to truly be the most manly sport ever. Soccer, or "football" (see idunno's definition of american football,) can also be used to fit this position. Unfortunately, this is a misconception, based on the Europeans' internal fears of inferiority to the Americans.
Englishman: Rugby is a man's sport. Football and American Football are gay.
Frenchman: Football is a man's sport. Rugby and American Football are gay.
American: FOOTBALL KICKS YOUR SORRY EUROPEAN ASSES AND THEIR GAY SPORTS INTO NEXT WEEK!
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rugby player 1: "omg! THE PAIN! OWWW"
rugby player 2: "that's so sadomasochistic! mm mm mm!"
football player: "i need a manicure"
american football player: "*buuuurp*"
Frenchman: Football is a man's sport. Rugby and American Football are gay.
American: FOOTBALL KICKS YOUR SORRY EUROPEAN ASSES AND THEIR GAY SPORTS INTO NEXT WEEK!
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rugby player 1: "omg! THE PAIN! OWWW"
rugby player 2: "that's so sadomasochistic! mm mm mm!"
football player: "i need a manicure"
american football player: "*buuuurp*"
by binary132 October 16, 2004
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an exciting, open, 13 players per team game. not to be confused with a mind numbing game known as union (see kick and clap )
if (num_players==15) {
kick();
clap();
}else if (num_players==13){
pass();
run();
tackle();
score();
}
kick();
clap();
}else if (num_players==13){
pass();
run();
tackle();
score();
}
by jonny "rah rah" wilkinson May 13, 2005
Get the rugby mug.Rugly Puffs is the name of a teddy bear in the book series by A.A.Cullum
Rugly has stuffing fungus and might explode at any second. Parrot gets stolen and his friends launch a rescue raid on a high security compound with dogs and an electric fence. How can it have a happy ending?
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Rugly has stuffing fungus and might explode at any second. Parrot gets stolen and his friends launch a rescue raid on a high security compound with dogs and an electric fence. How can it have a happy ending?
www.RuglyPuffs.com
Rugly Puffs a bear who's adventure books are so gripping you start worrying that it’s a new addiction.
by Rugly Puffs August 29, 2009
Get the Rugly mug.by ruweyda August 15, 2015
Get the Ruweyda mug.A game less popular in England than Football, but more popular in 3rd world countries like Wales, who cant football. (and when i say football i mean FOOTBALL, in its original sense... not in its queer arse American sense)
by 4bseh October 8, 2004
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A bizzare sport played with a ball shaped like an egg that bounces oddly.
Created after some guy was so rubbish at football he picked it up and ran with it at private Rugby School, England, also known as Toff's Palace. Also known as 'the Darkest day in Sport' ever.
The idea of Rugby is to run the egg over the tryline of the opposing team. Alternative points can be scored by kicking the egg between two goalposts (H-shaped) at the ends of the rectangular pitch.
NB: Rugby is a terrible sport. The reasons why follow:
- Is the only sport I know that actually ENCOURAGES you to fall on another man's rear
- The ball is the wrong shape
- Played by snobs who call it 'rugger'
- People pretend its an international sport when really only '6 nations' (4 of which are currently or where part of Great Britain) can be arsed to turn up in the whole of Europe (even San Marino cobble together a team for football, 16 countries make up the European Championships in football) and the only other countries who care about rugby are in the Commonwealth - Great Britain owns them!
- Has two forms to disgrace our TV screens with - Union and League
- You can kick the egg out of play for your benefit (?)
- Anyone under 6'0" can't really get involved
Overall, rugby is crap. England are current world champions beating mighty forces in world sport such as Georgia and Romania to the final. A game for closet homosexuals who like to feel men up when in a scrum.
Play proper sports that are truly international like golf, tennis and football. Ditch the ugly blot of 'sport' that is rugby.
A bizzare sport played with a ball shaped like an egg that bounces oddly.
Created after some guy was so rubbish at football he picked it up and ran with it at private Rugby School, England, also known as Toff's Palace. Also known as 'the Darkest day in Sport' ever.
The idea of Rugby is to run the egg over the tryline of the opposing team. Alternative points can be scored by kicking the egg between two goalposts (H-shaped) at the ends of the rectangular pitch.
NB: Rugby is a terrible sport. The reasons why follow:
- Is the only sport I know that actually ENCOURAGES you to fall on another man's rear
- The ball is the wrong shape
- Played by snobs who call it 'rugger'
- People pretend its an international sport when really only '6 nations' (4 of which are currently or where part of Great Britain) can be arsed to turn up in the whole of Europe (even San Marino cobble together a team for football, 16 countries make up the European Championships in football) and the only other countries who care about rugby are in the Commonwealth - Great Britain owns them!
- Has two forms to disgrace our TV screens with - Union and League
- You can kick the egg out of play for your benefit (?)
- Anyone under 6'0" can't really get involved
Overall, rugby is crap. England are current world champions beating mighty forces in world sport such as Georgia and Romania to the final. A game for closet homosexuals who like to feel men up when in a scrum.
Play proper sports that are truly international like golf, tennis and football. Ditch the ugly blot of 'sport' that is rugby.
For God's sake ... Grandstand have Rugby on all day again. Turn on Soccer Saturday - a proper sport everyone cares about!
by Oxford Lad June 10, 2005
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