When someone named Robert sticks their fingers in the anus of an unsuspecting victim, and leads them around like a puppet while spitting tobacco juice on the back of their head…Used to establish dominance or create humiliation
‘Help I’m getting robbed!’
‘She lost all respect for her husband when she found out another man robbed him.’
‘She lost all respect for her husband when she found out another man robbed him.’
by CreakingTom October 14, 2021
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Get the bank robbery mug.Da act of "stealing" a person out of da "administering da lovies" clasp of someone else so dat you yourself can hug said embraced person instead.
If you either (1) wait till da "current" hugger has finished embracing your "target" individual, or (2) politely/humbly ask da snuggling couple if you may "have a turn" wif da desired-by-you person, then it's not really "armed robbery", since both members of da couple are voluntarily allowing you "clasping 'n' caressing" privileges. Extra points if you (1) offer to engage in a group-hug wif both of them instead of just giving one of them a "separate" hug, so dat neither person even has to actually let go of da other after all, or (2) be sure to give da OTHER member of da couple a hug, too (maybe even before you embrace your "target" person, so dat said other person knows right off dat he is gonna "get some lovin'" from you, also, and thus he will not hafta worry dat he's gonna feel left out), showing him dat you value his feelings, too, and are grateful to him for letting you have your desired snuggle-wuggle wif his romantic companion.
by QuacksO June 20, 2023
Get the armed robbery mug.Your significant pushes a turd to the mouth of the anus, you then remove the turd with your hands, inserting it into your partner's reproductive organ, after insertion you penetrate the turd spreading it around the orifice.
by John J Jingleheimerschmidt August 2, 2024
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by John J Jingleheimerschmidt August 2, 2024
Get the Washington Robbery mug.1: I was just trying to take a shit, but there was no splash. Weird.
2: DId you hear it drop or see it flush?
1: No
2: Well then, it was a Chocolate Robbery.
2: DId you hear it drop or see it flush?
1: No
2: Well then, it was a Chocolate Robbery.
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