Roaring Donkey

The act of having sex in the back seat of a moving vehicle

Jp had 4 roaring donkeys this weekend, consequently, now he needs new upholstery.

by Pop Top March 2, 2011

Roaring Helicopter

When you are having sex with a girl and you spin her on your dick and throw her off the bed.

I was fucking this girl last night and she wanted to try the Roaring Helicopter. We did it and she ended up bruising her back.

by Jimmie Rustle February 16, 2013

reading a textbook

An activity that extremely mentally accelerated individuals do not choose to partake in from the perceived notion that it is a waste of time for their intellectual pursuits; for others this also means running their head into a brick wall and trying to find things to highlight that could possibly be meaningful for future reference when in reality it only devalues the book's resale value.

Kyle doesn't partake in a reading a textbook cause otherwise it'd be a Chiang reaction of boredom; but that's because he's smarft. Such smarft wow.

by That handle is already in use July 11, 2014

Reading the Paper

A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.

Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?

You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!

Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!

You: Totally got the 'news'!

by TheGreatBigD August 26, 2014

Roaming dragger

An old dog that has short legs but a long penis.

My dog is a roaming dragger.

by Stefonfan April 6, 2015

Rolding

when you're holding a rolling pin and you're rolling around your bed.

Guy 1 : I feel like rolling around on my bed right now.
Guy 2 : but you're still holding a rolling pin
Guy 1 : so what?
Guy 2 : you ain't gonna be rolling, you're gonna be rolding

by DefiDef July 19, 2016

roaring rocket

A dick that has become large, red, and swollen after a night of sex

Gage had a roaring rocket after we had sex

by I_ am_ a_dick July 16, 2016