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One Fingered Reach-Around

After going to a local run down club in which you are so drunk you can't even stand up and bring a lady friend back to the house. Instead of having sex as most would, you decide that it would be a better idea to take a cleansing shower together. While in the shower, the young italian male decides to give the college girl a reach-around. This isn't your normal reach around however........

He simply inserts one finger into the bung hole and goes to town. The girl goes nuts and realizes how much of an anal fetish she has. The male will be proud of what has taken place later, once he sobers up from his cranberry/vodkas. He will then brag to his friends at every possible opportunity.
Tom: Has anyone ever eaten a girls asshole out?

Paul: Nope, but I have stuck one finger in with the One Fingered Reach-Around.

Tom: Awesome! U gotta teach me your technique
by Grinnell April 1, 2008
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Ratchet Ass Female

A female who is just. ew. this person may wear clothes with holes in them but "didnt know" and play it off as it just happened a few seconds ago. comes to school wear a sleeping cap as a beanie. thinks she the baddest of them all. is stank either smells like fish, booty or just stank! comes to school with one nail on and all the others missing. her tracks show is the back. does the most stuppidest things and wears the cheapest weave and calls it "remmeny". also she may lie and be like "yeah we talk every other day" no bitch. he texts you to ask you what the homework is or if you can give him the answers. also someone who tries to fye on others about they dresscode, when she comes to school wearing orange brown and pink. if yall gotta bitch like that then this is called a RATCHET FEMALE.
"Ohhhh girl yess! i just got my herr done yesterday! its that good good, that remmeny!"
"bitch that aint remmeny thats that cheap shit! GIRL YOU RATCHET ASS FEMALE"
by candimfcanee February 7, 2014
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Ratchetto

A gay male that is beyond Ratchet and Ghetto therefore he is a straight up Ratchetto.
OMG did you see that Ratchetto last night falling every where and trying to get loose with the guys at the bar.
by rigogeous September 6, 2014
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ratchet queen

A ghetto bitch, who vigorously twerks to 2chainz catching the eyes of the ratchet kings.
(commonly wearing a item of clothing from the brand 'ratchet' with a side accessory of a brooklyn beanie.)
Olivia looks swaggy in that ratchet jumper as she grinds on the wall, to gas pedal. Being bowed down to as the ratchet queen.
by Leona212212 February 11, 2014
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Cray Reach

Someone who is really really just terrible at beerpong.
"oh my god, im so drunk because my partner is such a Cray Reach!"
by Emmybee24 March 9, 2009
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arabian reach around

one must have an osama bin ladin type beard used from behind partner to let him jerk off with facial hair
when we found saddam hussein in the hole, he was in the middle of getting an arabian reach around from one of his sons.
by gow plow June 5, 2010
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Clean ratchet

1. It's a deceiving girl or guy that looks ratchet but is actually clean. No stds and is about a 6 to 7 on the ten scale.

2. A girl that looks like a slut or a whore and dresses like a ratchet but still looks hot enough and may also pertain to butter faces
by Jokes8 September 3, 2013
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