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cock relation

a person who is related to you by marriage
my sister in law is a cock relation
by rockycar September 24, 2013
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Rebound relationship

When a guy/girl falls deeply in love with a person in a short period of time and a sudden break up leads to a rebound that turns into a relationship. Built on the same memories as the first relationship only less meaningful.
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Hump'denDump relationship

Used to describe pointless relationships that start when it is expected to last for a short period of time. It assumes that a couple has only a physical relationship and proceeding it, will breakup hence " hump then dump". If said quickly enough the term sounds like "humptydumpty" (that egg that sat on the wall but shattered because he fell...)
"I can't believe Larlar and that foreign exchange student are dating?!"
"Oh, it's just a hump'dendump relationship. He's going back to Turkey in a month"
"... he's so creepy.."

"Mom, how come I don't know my father?"
"He was executed a month after conceiving you."
"You dated a deathrow criminal?"
"It was a hump'dendump relationship"
by NhuWin May 26, 2010
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Bi-polar Relationship

a relationship between couples who get together, then split up, then get back together multiple times in a short time-frame
Jason: "Are Sally and Jack together again?"

Susan: "Yea, they are. This is the fourth time they got back together this week."

Jason: " Man. they must have a bi-polar relationship."
by DeathByASpoon June 6, 2010
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light bulb relationship

Light bulb relationships consists of those two people who are on and off so much that people get sick and tired of watching their bullshit
by Anita Penas October 2, 2010
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Pre-Order Relationship

A Pre-Order Relationship is a relationship which you and your significant other aren't really dating until a certain time or scheduled.
Yeah Elizabeth and I have that Pre-Order Relationship. How long until your Pre-Order relationship deadline.
by Poorboi72 December 28, 2017
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Relationship Terrorist

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An individual(s) who under no circumstances can be happy for ones that have a good relationship and feel the need to come out of their sleeper cell to reign their terrorist acts against those in love.

These Relationship Terrorist are highly skilled in the art of sabotage and deceit. They are motivated and dedicated to their cause as they take the daring role in our society posing as best friends and/or relatives. Fueled by their own misery of a failing relationship, there is little that can stop these cunning beings. They are known to go to great lengths to fabricate stories and twist reality to the ones they prey on. The Relationship Terrorist then sits back and watch in glee after they ignite the fuse to the atomic bomb set forth at the soft underbellies of the unsuspecting relationship goers. The end goal of the Relationship Terrorist is to create a holocaust of all good relationships that have a future.

Please beware and exercise great caution as these insurgents have infiltrated and taken refuge in the Palm Beach County area (Boca Raton/ Delray Beach is known to be the epicenter of their operation).
How is your girlfriend?

She left me and now I am walking the cliffs of suicide because some Relationship Terrorist decided to drop a nuke on our smoke pit of love….

Oh…they got you too?
by Urban Dictionary January 13, 2009
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