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butter reader

person, usually an old lady, who completely blocks the aisle in a grocery store with both their body and their cart while they stare at a product without moving for a very long time and get extremely offended if you say "excuse me" or any similar phrase to them. Bizarrely, more of them have come into existence since covid.
I wish that butter reader would move, I want to get some ice cream!
by TV's Katie January 22, 2021
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Jumble Reading

Reading the words of a sentence out of order

The dog jumped over the fox
Would be read as
Over dog fox the jumped the
Mark is jumble reading so it will take him a while to finish the chapter
by Philharmonic April 23, 2022
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Fart Reading

Commonly used online when someone claims to be a fast reader though they often misread or misunderstanding texts, failing to even see their own misspelling. First became common lingo on 4 chan /pol/.
Anon 1: You misread and turn things into something completely different
Anon 2: I just read fast, nothing wrong with fart reading.
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Pussy Reader

Nasty nigga that reads multiple pussies to get by
Wow Jm your really a ousts reader ???
Yes kind sir I am in fact a Pusey reader !

Yo nigga

Yes?
Guess what ?
I’m a Pussy reader that’s what !
by maniscus August 6, 2022
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book-reader

A character which has been a victim to practically every pre-teen novel.

It doesn’t matter what their parents their other personality, hobbies, backstory or motives are, whether or not book reading correlates with their character, it’s part of them.

Basically; Book-readers are characters in books where book reading is a personality trait, when it’s not.
‘Book-reader’: “ugh, your so annoying, maybe read a book. Books are interesting.”

Reader: “cringe”
by Couch_King October 2, 2022
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Matthew reader

The butter dawg. (Dawg with the buttah)
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.

Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.

Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.

Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
Man Matthew reader is a butter dawg, the dawg with the buttah
by Grunkle sam January 14, 2023
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Meter Reader

An Bridger with a meter long knob, Essex accent and a great grid (good set of teeth).
"I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"
by BomberBroker March 9, 2023
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