person, usually an old lady, who completely blocks the aisle in a grocery store with both their body and their cart while they stare at a product without moving for a very long time and get extremely offended if you say "excuse me" or any similar phrase to them. Bizarrely, more of them have come into existence since covid.
by TV's Katie January 22, 2021
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The dog jumped over the fox
Would be read as
Over dog fox the jumped the
The dog jumped over the fox
Would be read as
Over dog fox the jumped the
by Philharmonic April 23, 2022
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Commonly used online when someone claims to be a fast reader though they often misread or misunderstanding texts, failing to even see their own misspelling. First became common lingo on 4 chan /pol/.
Anon 1: You misread and turn things into something completely different
Anon 2: I just read fast, nothing wrong with fart reading.
Anon 2: I just read fast, nothing wrong with fart reading.
by Marcellus Fredrick Binesworth June 17, 2022
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Yes kind sir I am in fact a Pusey reader !
Yo nigga
Yes?
Guess what ?
I’m a Pussy reader that’s what !
Yes kind sir I am in fact a Pusey reader !
Yo nigga
Yes?
Guess what ?
I’m a Pussy reader that’s what !
by maniscus August 6, 2022
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It doesn’t matter what their parents their other personality, hobbies, backstory or motives are, whether or not book reading correlates with their character, it’s part of them.
Basically; Book-readers are characters in books where book reading is a personality trait, when it’s not.
It doesn’t matter what their parents their other personality, hobbies, backstory or motives are, whether or not book reading correlates with their character, it’s part of them.
Basically; Book-readers are characters in books where book reading is a personality trait, when it’s not.
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Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.
Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.
Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.
Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.
Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.
Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.
Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
by Grunkle sam January 14, 2023
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