Rangera Ryder

The most brutifrul woman in the world!

Rangera Ryder? ,!?!,! I ruv her rong time !!

by Johnny teeheehee March 1, 2012

razer experience

The razer experience describes the event when a product breaks shortly after the end of warranty, which is in fact planned obsolescence.

Razer is a company which is known for their planned obsolescence and bad customer support on overpriced products, which is why it is called "razer" experience.

John: Damn, my 2500$ razer blade just broke right a month after warranty ended.
Tim: That sucks! I'm glad I had the razer experience with only a controller.

by Hectorinus March 30, 2020

rectum ranger

The term often used for a middle aged man who engages in same sex endeavours.

jonno is often seen frequenting men only bars, its been said that hes a know rectum ranger

by hes a right uphill gardener February 22, 2019

Long Dong Ranger

A stripper, very young, and extremely crazy. He likes being in cakes, giant brownies, and any other desert. He wears speedos and loves pop music, such as Lady GaGa, which makes great background music while he dances. He's an all around amazing guy.

I had the Long Dong Ranger at my birthday party, a good time was had by all.

by Katie-Kins Bear December 21, 2010

Ranger

A specially-trained elite special operations component of the US Army. Rangers are not just Army; they also consist of foreign military personnel and other US military personnel who have passed Ranger school; these men and women who do not continue to serve in the Rangers but have passed Ranger school are known as "Ranger-qualified," basically meaning they completed Ranger Boot Camp. Ranger training is a 9-10 week training program for becoming Ranger-qualified, and personnel who become Ranger-qualified may then continue their training in a wide variety of fields; a "fully-trained" Ranger can have up to, and in some cases more than, three years of training and will be fully-versed in urban combat, mountaineering, combat first-aid, sniping/marksmanship, data mining, combat engineering (fancy talk for demolitions), hand-to-hand combat, knife-based combat (including throwing blades), civil pacification, jungle warfare, survival-and-evasion, artillery operation, pathfinding...the list goes on.

It should be mentioned that SERE (Survival, Evasion, Resistance, Escape) training is often an integral part of a Ranger bound for dedicated combat duties...and it should also be mentioned that the training methods, which teaches participants how to resist interrogation in captivity...are classified. You can probably guess why.

Ranger: I finished all my training finally.

How many ways can you kill a man by now?

Ranger: With which finger?

Uh, pinky.

Ranger: 67 with my pinky alone.

So Chuck Norris has been dethroned?

Ranger: Chuck Norris was dethroned the moment the first Ranger Tab was pinned on a guy's sleeve.

by Creed of Heresy August 27, 2010

Power Ranger

noun or adjective.(n) A very colorful spoken lie. Often used to illustrate a severely embellished story or statement. 2.(Adj.)When a lie is being thrusted in The foreground as being the actual truth, these individual(s) are very adamant that the lie that took place was really the truth; usually garnering for belief and compliance of others in earshot of the conversation(s. See:Lie

Vincent kept shootin' me this "Power Ranger" about getting with that sexy girl from the club last night. Everybody that knows him knew he took her ugly friend home last night!

See how this word is being used. Power-Ranger was launched; do to the fact that he kept runnin' his mouth about getting with a sexy girl. In this particular case...everyone knows his steelo. All he ever pulls are UGLY girls.

by Harold Wright, Jr. a.k.a. Jey Wright (Poet) October 16, 2005

power rangers

a show that most people from the ages 20-8 were probably addicted toat one point. its a bunch of stupid people in gay suits spazzing out and attacking other people in cheap costumes

power rangers was the shit when i was in kindergaten

by r jizzle July 12, 2005