putter failure

The embarrassing act of widely missing a ridiculously short putt in either golf, or (more often) disc golf.

It usually occurs when the player becomes arrogant or cocksure at their skill vs. the distance, and botches the swing or throw due to a blase effort.

"Dude, you were like 6 feet from the basket! That wasn't even close! Epic putter failure!"

by mattmartigan September 23, 2011

Putter

Name of a guy with an asian background.Is introverted and reserved, pretty chill and isnt bothered easily.
When you get to know a Putter you'll see a totally different side of him you never imagined.Known as the quiet kid in school.Completely different person online and irl.Get teased cuz of his name
A very caring and loving person (when he wants to).AMAZING FRIEND.
Can be hella savage.A very good-looking human being.
ALWAYS KEEP A PUTTER NEXT TO YOU !!

Person 1:That guy there...yh that's my Putter
person 2:damnn he fineeee

by ovbndsvsdk123à!é' July 15, 2022

Pull and Putt

Whenever somebody's friend, or family member, drops them off at their house and drives off without saying a word or even coming in for a moment.

Carl gets dropped off at his house by Lenny, who is driving. Before Carl has a chance to suggest or say anything to Lenny as he gets out of the car, Lenny's driving down the road.

Carl: "What a rude guy, Lenny is. I thought we were friends? All he does when he comes around here to drop me off is pull and putt, we've been friends for twenty years and he still hasn't come into my house."

by Eternalife February 11, 2010

Putt

When the skin between the ass and vagina is torn during intercourse making one large gaping hole.

Guy1: "Ohhh bro I stopped by Doug's place the other night and his fine ass mom was all over me!"

Guy2: "Hell yeah dude how's she doin?!"

Guy1: "She was doing fine until I hit that shit from the back too hard and gave the bitch a severe PUTT!"

by Drew the Jew December 19, 2011

putt

Bored and driving around for no particular reason other than to kill time.

"Ey homes, let's take a putt."

by THU BOSS November 5, 2006

putt-putt

another word for the female anatomy. a.k.a. a vagina

stephanie's putt-putt is really loose

by morgan judith September 19, 2006

Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018