Putin Paradigm

A term synonymous with a Napoleonic Complex, also known as Little Man Syndrome.

Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up, loud pickup truck rev his engine and flip off that guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason and then peel out and speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?

Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.

by Thatoneguy5678 March 7, 2022

putinated

when a random senseless act happens to ruin your existence.

the man was putinated while riding his motorcycle when the goose flew into him and caused the accident that took his life.

by pussy bee April 9, 2022

putin

putin - the unit of measurement of military defeats or the level of transparency of lies.

Popular synonyms: khuylo xujˈɫo, dovboyob dɔu̯bɔˈjɔb, moth.

- Let's play SC2 again?

- You're no fun to play with, your strategy is almost 1 putin...

- What are you talking about?! Only the Johnsons don't know about your adventures, for they're deaf - your lies have reached 0.9 putin!

by Chippogratum January 9, 2025

Putin

A vain, incompetent kleptocrat especially one who uses intimidation and murder to silence their opposition while distracting their constituents from domestic mismanagement and corruption with illegal wars of aggression.

HOA member 1: Hey are you going to vote for Karen for reelection as HOA president?

HOA member 2: Yeah. I'd vote against her but she's become a real Putin over the last term and I really don't want my gazebo burning down again.

by A bunch of random letters February 5, 2023

Putin

Putin is a Russian word translated to English as "Man with Baby Dick"

I was on a date last night with this guy, but he had a Putin and I had to end it.

by Wade Wilson 87 March 2, 2022

grand-putins

grandparents who are old and dying, and therefore have lost their filters as well as any flying fucks they might have given about how their words and actions affect others.

My grand-putins told me that I was touched as a child before they adopted me. What the actual fuck.

by schizodollz June 6, 2024

Putinism

A bold lie. A lie that is so obvious that a unborn fetus knows its a lie. It can also mean dumb and retarded. The lie is so bad that the person who is being told the lie knows it’s a lie and the liar knows that the person being told the lie knows it’s a lie. This word is based on the Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin who has spoken many lies.

Jenny: i separated from the friend group.

Patricia: why?

Jenny: Shelly is full of putinism.

by Stickybug February 25, 2022