tootsie-puss

(noun) -- a female whose history of anal sex caused a rectal fissure, ultimately resulting in vaginal defecation; a vagina that defecates due to a rectal fissure

That girl's twat was a total tootsie-puss.

His breath wreaked of tootsie-puss.

by SMuG1 April 17, 2011

smoody puss

someone who is sick and moody all the time

kielan is such a smoody puss all the time.

by hawaiiman December 17, 2011

sak-a-puss

bag containing many dismembered vaginas

dude that sak-a-puss we found in the alley was awesome!

by penguin slayer of the ages January 2, 2011

poop puss

When a girl just took a poop, and thinks it's okay to only clean her butt before sex

My girlfriend just tried to fuck me with poop puss

by Jokerweb626 October 4, 2015

plaid-a-puss

A vagina concealed in plaid underwear.

I felt like I was banging a school girl she had mad plaid-a-puss.

by natstwin March 12, 2010

Woo puss

Slang for a New Age, Hippie, or Spiritual chick.

My friend is paying $20,000 for a yoga retreat in Peru in hopes of banging some woo puss while he is there.

by Btang September 26, 2019

Dazzle Puss

A girl or very affeminate man who likes to attract attention to themselves by means of elaborate hair, clothes or make up.

Also the name of the Hello Kitty lipgloss now made by MAC make up.

She bought extra glittery lipgloss to go with her Dazzle Puss personality.

by Labruxa June 22, 2009