Postprandial puff

The satisfactory cigarette that follows a meal.

Also known as a 'triple-P'

"Well, that's dinner finished, I'm going for a postprandial puff..."

Due to the new laws Howard couldn't partake of his triple-P in the restaurant...

by ThinkingPersonsViagra August 7, 2012

slurry puff

sophie.
a slut who is in a hurry, a kind of ganga

mim: your a bit of a ganga, arent you?
sophie: people seem to think so..
mim: your just a slurry puff

by Mim123 January 17, 2009

dream-puff

A crush with a major sensitive side; a non-binary soul unafraid to show all sides to all

My last bf was such a harsh mofo—I'm dying to get with Georgie, he's such a dream-puff.

My fraternity put up a stupid sign last rush—"dream-puffs need not apply"

by Creed Cur December 21, 2020

Lemon puff

A straight woman who socialises with gay men. For example a fag hag.

She's got so many gay mates....she's such a lemon puff!

by Pudzter76 January 5, 2017

Hooping puff

Getting high by inhaling fumes emitted by boiling feces.

Me: "Did you see those kids hooping puff?"
You: "Yeah, let's hoop some puff with them!"

by null society July 20, 2012

puff nuggies

The white part of a dandelion when it is ready to spread it's seeds

Look at all the puff nuggies in the yard.
If you blow all the seedlings of a puff nuggie you can make a wish

by Madcat83 May 7, 2023

Puff A Lump

To "Puff A Lump" means to fart and have a turd fall out.

Tom said, "There is a turd on the ground."
Tracy replied, "OH NO! I THOUGHT SOMETHING FELL OUT!"
Tom said, "So you did Puff A Lump!"

by Tom The Poop Man. March 15, 2009