P.T.E.D.

Pre-Terd-Emotional-Disorder. A disorder suffered by millions of Americans often triggered by a strong cup of coffee. P.T.E.D. is recognizable by the following symptoms; An anxious feeling mixed with erratic pacing, the inability to hold a thought, profuse sweating accompanied by feelings of prairie doggin' it or turtle head phenomena and increased odor excretion. Those suffering from PTED can find it difficult to function in society and should seek help.

The interview was going great until my P.T.E.D. kicked in.... I couldn't stop squirming... I turned into a stuttering idiot.... I shouldn't of had that burrito and the venti starbucks.

by rokozumi July 17, 2009

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Ptarmigan

n. A small arctic bird of the grouse family usually found on the tundra. Epitomizing manliness and rugged sexuality, it has been called the most rawly attractive animal on earth. The male is known for its peculiar mating habits which involve several months of stalking its potential mate and culminating in several minutes of angry coitus. This method is extremely effective in populating the tundra. It is also the only known species of fowl to be resistant to bird flu and liberalism. The prairie chicken and the mallard are the pitiful rivals of the Ptarmigan. Ptarmigans have been known to rape and pillage entire nest-cities of prairie chickens and mallards. A legendary intramural sports organization at U of D Jesuit in Detroit is named and modeled after the majestic Ptarmigan.

-"That Ptarmigan is manliest creature I have ever seen."
-"Agreed."

-Prairie Chicken: "I'm afraid for my children."
-Mallard: "We should be."

-"Hey man who are we playing in intramurals today?"
-"The Ptarmigans."
-"Ah, Fuck."

by Papa Bird December 22, 2008

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PTPA

stands for "Permission to Post, Admin". Used in facebook groups to ask for permission in posting something that may be off topic for the group

PTPA, I would like to inform everyone that we have this amazing item on sale, called the (insert product spiel here)

by Malky the Kid January 30, 2016

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I.W.Y.T.E.M.P.T.I.C.N.S

I Want You To Eat My Pussy Till I Can Not See

You are a freak if you can read this: I.W.Y.T.E.M.P.T.I.C.N.S
(Im not sure if this is the actual thing it stands for)

by ImGayBruv April 3, 2021

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PTI

Pardon the Interruption hosted by Tony Kornheizer and Michael Ray Wilbon with frequent apperiances by Antony Joseph "Stat Boy" Reali. The greatest sports talk show ever. Two old men bicker about whose "boy" lit it up the previous night.

Tony on PTI loves Uranus almost as much as he loves the penguin dance, the trampoline bear, Donavan F McNabb, Playing to Win the Game, Going after men in their 40s, saying goodnight to Canada, having hurnias, people from Long Island (including Mariah Carey) and the Sawks and the Yanks.

by sens08 June 19, 2008

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