artisan programmer

A programmer who writes code entirely by hand with no assistance from AI, or other automated means.

I like to think of myself as an artisan programmer. ChatGPT just isn't for me.

by StratusFearMe21 March 7, 2023

procedural programming

Procedural programming is a computer programming model built around the idea programs are sequences of instructions to be executed. They focus heavily on splitting up programs into named sets of instructions called procedures, analogous to functions.
This is different from object-oriented programming.

Some examples of procedural programming languages are: C, BASIC

by QuinnBitz March 21, 2023

Varsel Program

Gives you viruses

Need a new PC cause i downloaded a Varsel Program

by 2973g7892g834g8234 July 3, 2023

cat program

A program that prints its own input.

InputMan1: Hello!
CONSOLE_: Hello!
InputMan1: Stop copying me!
CONSOLE_: Stop copying me!
InputMan1: That must be a cat program.

by Europe2048 December 18, 2023

Real Programmer

A technically savvy trans woman.

"You're not a real programmer if you're not trans woman."

"Real programmers wear programming socks."

"She wears the socks of a real programmer."

by Lil'ith Rose January 2, 2024

Speaker Program

The Speaker Program or the PHA Numbers are so called jokes used in the Coast Guard. They set up a bunch of noise devices that eventually take away your hearing and make you hear voices in your head.

Why can’t he hear himself?

They are kicking him out through the speaker program.

by Cats are all gray now July 22, 2024

the program

What every hood nigga says you gotta get with.

304 better get with the program p

by noobsloth February 5, 2026