Mexican Christmas Present

A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.

"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."

by rzerobzero April 28, 2012

Presentartion

A slide show designed to woo and audience, where the content is possibly fictitious. Used by salesmen and marketers the world over.

Benny: Hey Man, how ever did you win the deal with Gullible Corp, Inc

Numpty: Benny, it is all down the the fantastic presentartion, they fell for every line, what idiots!.

by JM Law April 29, 2008

Piesek

Commonly used as a name for an Egyptian Pharoh Hound, pronounced 'pye--sek' also meaning 'doggy' in Polish.

Girl:Piesek, good doggit!
Piesek: Bark Bark, *licks face*

by AlicjatheAlien December 16, 2010

Priestley hobbit

also known to have a severe 'short man syndrome', Rather rare nowa days and they were once almost driven to extinction but are still know to congregate in very small groups around bus shelters and such. The explanation for their bizarre actions is still unknown

oh look its one of them Priestley hobbits

by Racey94 September 20, 2011

Present-Profit

The profit you make from gift exchanges during Christmas season.

Sarah got me a Hollister sweater for £100, and I got her CD for £10! That's £90 of Present-Profit, it's gonna be a good Christmas!

by Sandfoxxxx December 15, 2011

present past

Present past is used to confuse someone when they are trying to figure out the difference between next friday and this friday.

Person 1 - Yo is your event this friday or next?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?

by kristoff77777 November 8, 2014

priest dualscar

A pedophile fish man that rapes small algedis in clown church.

"priest dualscar, why'd you keep me behind?"

by CapriciousMoron November 16, 2016