Preston

The most Linda person ever! Super lit!

Wow! Preston is so Linda!

by dogster January 17, 2019

Preston

A true gentleman and old soul at heart. Preston's see the glass as full all of the time just half filled with air, and the other half filled with water, or more preferably with coffee. Preston's are kind and generous, sweet although they don't really like eating candy. Usually waiting till marriage to have sex, they gather a massive amount foreplay, and dirty sex ideas throughout their years before marriage to keep their wives faithful to them. Though they don't actually need them due to their charisma, kindness, and love for their spouse and them for him.

So how was he during the honeymoon?

OH MY GOD, He was such a PRESTON.

So did it get a little dirty and kinky?

A LITTLE!? He was revving my engine the WHOLE TIME!

by Leon Pierre October 31, 2017

New Preston

a collection of large houses belonging to a group of posh little new yorker cunts, and a local bike gang

you’re going to new preston?

by joesboat123 July 22, 2019

Preston's cock

A chicken shop

hey lets go to preston's cock

by Oyeoye March 16, 2024

rebecca preston

literally the coolest person ever

“hey do you know rebecca preston?”
“yeah, shes so cool”

by d1sappointment November 23, 2021

Preston

A tall blonde Fuckboy with a thicc ass nose

Wow! That 78cm nose is almost half as big as Preston’s.

by Kirbanos October 2, 2019

Preston

Preston can pull anyone, he is the ris-god version of Jesus. This kid is friendly, kind, and extremely good looking. But don't get on his bad side because he will make it his personal duty to ruin your life. He has great comebacks and has many siblings. Preston's have brown eyes and very purdy eyelashes.

"Who's that hottie?" - Girl 1
*gasp* "You don't know who Preston is?!?!" Girl 2
"Don't even try it, hes mine" - Everyone

by Just_Your_Every_Day_Kid November 30, 2022