by dogster January 17, 2019
Get the Prestonmug. A true gentleman and old soul at heart. Preston's see the glass as full all of the time just half filled with air, and the other half filled with water, or more preferably with coffee. Preston's are kind and generous, sweet although they don't really like eating candy. Usually waiting till marriage to have sex, they gather a massive amount foreplay, and dirty sex ideas throughout their years before marriage to keep their wives faithful to them. Though they don't actually need them due to their charisma, kindness, and love for their spouse and them for him.
So how was he during the honeymoon?
OH MY GOD, He was such a PRESTON.
So did it get a little dirty and kinky?
A LITTLE!? He was revving my engine the WHOLE TIME!
OH MY GOD, He was such a PRESTON.
So did it get a little dirty and kinky?
A LITTLE!? He was revving my engine the WHOLE TIME!
by Leon Pierre October 31, 2017
Get the Prestonmug. a collection of large houses belonging to a group of posh little new yorker cunts, and a local bike gang
by joesboat123 July 22, 2019
Get the New Prestonmug. by d1sappointment November 23, 2021
Get the rebecca prestonmug. by Kirbanos October 2, 2019
Get the Prestonmug. Preston can pull anyone, he is the ris-god version of Jesus. This kid is friendly, kind, and extremely good looking. But don't get on his bad side because he will make it his personal duty to ruin your life. He has great comebacks and has many siblings. Preston's have brown eyes and very purdy eyelashes.
"Who's that hottie?" - Girl 1
*gasp* "You don't know who Preston is?!?!" Girl 2
"Don't even try it, hes mine" - Everyone
*gasp* "You don't know who Preston is?!?!" Girl 2
"Don't even try it, hes mine" - Everyone
by Just_Your_Every_Day_Kid November 30, 2022
Get the Prestonmug. 