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Poking Turtle Hidden Dragon

This defines the feeling you get when an immediate and unmistakable urge to take a massive dump. It begins with a poking turtle, but you feel the ferocity of a hidden dragon behind it.
by GORBUS THE LEGENDARY December 25, 2021
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Potinent

The word my wife uses instead of "potent" but she's too country so she adds a syllable
Wow this weed is really potinent
by ZHuff November 14, 2022
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fudge potting

Man why is your face all clenched up like that?
Dude I tried fudge potting and my fuckin ass hurts.
by Give it a shot man December 8, 2009
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chain-poking

This is where someone on facebook will constantly poke random people because it has become somewhat of an addiction
John: i wish mary would stop chain-poking she has poked like 50 people today
by ufcgaz December 21, 2010
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bear poking

When a fat hairy bodied bald man (the bear) aggrivates a muscular homosexual man resulting in an anal rape response
during and after a fantasy football league the bear taunts the homosexual man for the poor performance of his team while at a party and when he excuses himself to the men's he is followed and bear poking ensues
by LMAO observer December 31, 2011
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turdle poking

When your big fat shit sticks its head out of your body . Letting you know your running out of time till you shit yourself.
I can't make it to the store I have some serious turdle poking going on .
by coopnuts August 7, 2012
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duck poking

When you put on a yellow plastic duck bill and then poke your gf right in the pooper.
Yo homie I was duck poking the literal shit out of your mom last night!
by Casssass February 28, 2015
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