Frosty Potato 

The act of putting one's ball sack on a bag of ice or otherwise cooling the testes to shrivel up resembling a "frosty potato," which then has oral stimulation provided by inserting the whole scrotum into preferred sexual partners mouth.

"Hey Dennis, I gave that skank an awesome frosty potato last night!"

Frosty Potato by BigSparky December 1, 2013

cum potato

someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.

don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.

cum potato by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015

horse potatoes 

nonsense; something worthless

"So you're sorry, eh? Well, I say it's a load of horse potatoes. You don't mean it!"

horse potatoes by waynekotke July 15, 2016

Purple Potatoes 

Depression

Jim: Yeet I'm purple potatoes

Josh: Oh hell nah! We gotta fix this

Purple Potatoes by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018

Maine potato packers 

When two siblings from Maine take turns packing each others asses with potato’s by making potato guns and lubing the potato’s and Firing then up eachothers asses

Maine Potato packers are way happier

Maine potato packers by Incest is the best February 27, 2019

old potatoes 

A saying to make something seem less desirable, or something that is past it's prime

Craig wasn't interested in Alisha any longer, she's old potatoes

old potatoes by oldpotatoes March 4, 2019

The potato god 

The potato god is a god of the potatoes and shall be respected where ever she is.

Person A: I don't like potatoes

Person B: Ruh to craggy, The potato god will punish you now!

The potato god by XxPotato woahxX May 21, 2020