Fraud-pod

Any sort of mp3 player that isn't an ipod, but tries really hard to look like one to the point of being fraudulent. A poser mp3 player. A cheap imitation of any reputable brand. Fraud-pod is to ipod, as Jokely is to Oakley.
Ken-Jone: Hey, check out my new mp3 player! Isn't it swell?!
Aspen: Man, that's just a lame fraud-pod. You probably stole that from a bum on the street.
Ken-Jone: They're called "street people," okay.
by Ken-Jone December 01, 2006
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Fa-pod

A wannabe mp3 knockoff of the apple i-pod.
I wanted an i-pod for christmas but got this fa-pod instead.
by simpson_krissie July 17, 2008
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Diaper pod

A fully loaded disposable diaper taped shut often resembling a football.
Oh no! The dog grabbed the diaper pod out of the trash.
by chessnutroastingonanopenfire January 27, 2012
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aa pod

An elitist member of Alcoholics Anonymous. Pods are often seen taking notes and criticizing inferior AA members.
Oh shit, let's get out of here - this meeting is full of AA pods.
by StewSF March 06, 2020
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Pod-flop

When you are exercising at the gym and feel really cool....listening to your tunes on your Ipod....feeling like Rocky and then all of the sudden, your Ipod falls on the treadmill or the stairstep machine or elliptical machine and all your confidence just falls to the floor.
I was on the stairstep machine exercising away to my tunes on my Ipod and feeling fine when all of the sudden, I experienced a Pod-flop when my Ipod slipped, fell, pulled my headphones and hat off and made me feel like a total loser.
by KGuerriero August 28, 2008
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Whale Pod

When a Whale Whisperer gets multiple chubby girls to acquiescence to his will a the same time they form a Whale Pod. These Whales (Chubby Girls) receive acceptance and social interaction with one another, but more importantly they received the approbation they each craved from the Whale Whisper. In return for this they willingly submit their bodies for the sexual pleasure and attended to his every ordinary need.
That evening each Sperm Whale of the Whale Pod put on a Whale Show for the Whale Whisper taking a turn to masturbate as he watched. They knew he greatly enjoyed hearing each Whale Song when they climaxed.
by mck73 February 12, 2014
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pod doctor

A doctor or other caregiver who, rather than working for the patient's best interest and health, instead works for an insurance company or the government. Their "patient" is really the entity that employs them, and their job is to control costs and serve the interests of their employer. This ultimately creates a conflict of interest.
1. Insurance company Conglomerated Healthcare dispatched its pod doctor to displace the hospitalist treating the patient, and to quickly turf the patient. The mission was successful, and the pod doctor returned to the insurance offices without the patient ever being the wiser.

2. Death panels will be staffed by pod doctors.
by Lulubeans October 02, 2014
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