Schmitzel pistol

A person who sneezes without their shirt on… while having a boner.

While enjoying sexy time, I schmitzel pistoled and had to immediately put my shirt back on.

by Schmitzelpistol December 10, 2022

Catching Bullets, No Pistol

When A Man Cums On Your Face

"Ayo, I heard that Chris Brown was Catching Bullets, No Pistol Last Night in the Club"

"Wtf?!"

by Playpossum August 15, 2020

the sex pistols

1 : another term for 'inspiring'
2 : the best fucking band that ever walked on this polluted up piece of shit that we call Earth

how very pistoling

by joe vicious March 2, 2004

Pistol Dick

referring to when a man is abnormally sexually built up, so upon contact, the man blows his load.

Antonym- Whiskey Dick.

1) John tried to have sex last night but had pistol dick so he was done before he could even start.

2) I wish i didn't get pistol dick every time I fuck a hot bitch.

by RonKirkPants November 20, 2009

Pistole Grip

The Pistole Grip is the hand position used by a TSA employee when performing a gate rape.

My groper had a weak Pistole Grip during my last gate rape.

by Caradoc March 9, 2011

Poston

A family name for people who are kind, loving, caring, and emotional. They give and show love to outside member of the family. They are Irish and French. Meaningful gestures are this heritages honor.

Man, the Poston Family gave A lot of gifts this year for Christmas. They are nice.

by Katreeen January 17, 2018

Firing off the skin pistol

1. To masturbate vigorously. Always associated with males.

2. To procrastinate.

1. ...Then suddenly he dropped his pants and immediately started firing off the ol' skin pistol. Fucking disgusting wanker.

2. Do you really think she is going to introduce you to her parents, or are you just firing off the skin pistol?

by zachary_MIDWE$T April 20, 2009