Piss on the moon

Something so unachievable that there is just no point in trying.
Kick my ass?!! you'd have better luck trying to "Piss on the moon."
by Blkdaimond May 07, 2011
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bluetooth pissing

The act of standing and taking a leak hands free, in other words not holding your dick.
Dave is always bluetooth pissing, that's why his shoes are always wet.
by michaelh_66 June 10, 2008
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White Piss

That which is extracted from the penis during erotic moments. Similar to normal piss however of white creamy texture (aka semen).
"I sure did unload a big tub of White Piss on her chest"
by The flying Wadfuck September 16, 2013
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Piss Juice

When your friend Jay is drinking orange juice which is quite obviously pee
Tyler: What are you drinking?
Jay: Orange juice
Tyler: No that’s Piss Juice
by golfish May 01, 2019
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Piss Tax

Monies paid to a toilet attendent.
I was busting for a piss, but had to fork out the piss tax before releaving myself.
by Arch Crippledick February 03, 2009
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Piss machine

Alright guys i will be right back, i just need to empty my piss machine
by Lysy November 09, 2020
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Piss Posturing

Piss Posturing = Personal Interest in Social Situations (PISS). Some people fake that they have a sincere personal interest towards one individual in front of others in a social situation. Imagine a CEO holding court at a work function dinner table asking questions of a new junior associate. In the case of Piss Posturing, BOTH the person showing the interest, and the person receiving the interest KNOW that the person showing the interest doesn't give a damn about the other person. It's purely a SHOW, a posturing, to show others how personable and humble the person showing the interest is.

The person being shown attention feels as if he/she is being PISSED ON, and both he and the other person know it. Down deep, despite smiles on the faces, the junior associate is thinking "You don't care about me, you're pissing all over me in front of these people and there's nothing I can do about it."
She's an annoying Piss Posturing socialite. She showed a lot of interest in me at the dinner table, but couldn't remember my name when we left the party.
by Chris Rickety Spritz March 24, 2017
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