phatt

to have a wide, plumb, large behind

Tiffany's butt got phatt over the summer

by Simone November 1, 2003

Petty gay

A heterosexual male who's a little gay, but only to a point; the in between for bi and straight.

Tyler: When I watch straight porn, I try to find the biggest dicks possible, that shit gets me rock hard.

Jake: That seems kind of petty gay man.

by NoDak Jack October 15, 2018

the panamanian petting zoo

“When one force one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal. “ (Can be combined with the Kentucky Klondike Bar.)

Hunny can I the Panamanian Petting Zoo You tonight

by Squid1028 November 2, 2017

Peter Pettigrew

Ex-friend of the MWPP, current minion of the dark lord, the one no one loved.
He may be a backstabbing, cowardly son of a bitch, but he's the best cowardly son of a bitch ever.

Stop the hate! Stop the hate!

by Alex Kyle July 29, 2004

pett

1.Scottish Slang Word Such As Mate, Dude, Pett...

2.Mispelled Pett

3.Close Friends Over-Use The Term

1.Pett, What You Doin'?!

2.Pet..

3.Pett,How Are You? Pett,I'm Good Thanks Pett, How Are You? Good Pett....What You Doing Tonight Pett?

by Pett June 12, 2008

Petting zoo

Slang for the opioid based drug/plant mitragyna speciosa AKA kratom. It gets its nickname from the smell of the ground powder that smells just like a llama. It produces short euphoric highs and is legal in most states.

Example 1:
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess

Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.

by danasp_42 October 6, 2018

petter

To annoy or hassle someone due to their romantic or potential romantic attachment to another individual; to pester someone using the elongated word "so", and an eyebrow raise.

I will petter her until she finally decides to make a move and ask that guy out.

by Sanay-nay March 9, 2009