Parking-Brake

A boner that you get while sitting down that makes it rather difficult to stand up.

Awh man! I tried standing up to go to the bathroom second period, but my parking-brake was on.

by Theworddumpster November 21, 2009

Park City Sun Dance

Doing the Park City Sun Dance or "the dance" is simply the dance the locals do around the Park City Utah Sundance Film Festival. In 2015 it will be held Jan. 22-Feb. 1st. Locals steer clear of Main St. and downtown Park City, unless they want to people watch or join in the fun of fighting to get a seat at a top restaurant in town, look for celebrities on opening weekend, or watch a few independent films.

One local talking to another local in Park City, Utah before The Fest. Ready for the ole Park City Sun Dance this year? I need to get a parking pass for Silver Mountain gym for Sundance or my car might be towed. Are you going to do the Dance on Main St.? Might see some out of towners in fur, or people out trying to spot a celebrity, but for sure you'll see the "people in black," who are in the industry. If I wear all black they'll assume I'm just one of them if I borrow your credentials to go to a few concerts at Sundance. If you walk up Main St., don't look too dressed up or hot, or someone will think you might be famous and try to take your picture with their smartphone.

by Candycasa December 26, 2014

parkerson

Described as a brawny man with quite a large cock. Usually proclaims that people are gay. Thinks outside the box and knows a plethora of sexual facts, jokes, etc. Feel free calling this person daddy because he is a patriarchal beacon of light. You can pretty much refer to this person as a god.

Oh my shit dude you’re basically a Parkerson!
Or
Yo dude chill out! Use a Parkerson state of mind!

by stayfrosty42069 December 29, 2017

Parkin

When someone has really bad ADHD

Tyler: Yo what’s wrong with Drew.
Will: Oh nothing he just has Parkin.

by Jack_Mehoff123 November 19, 2018

costanza parking

getting the best parking spot, usually located directly in front of the doors of the desired destination

dude look at this costanza parking

i pulled a costanza parking spot

by dun worry February 11, 2008

Sewell Park

1. A great park where a river runs right through it located next to campus at Texas State University, when your driving by there on the first hot friday afternoon of the year, have your insurance ready because you will crash looking at all the nice ass laying on the grass of the hill.
2. Awesome place to go chill.

1. Holy shit i love texas state because of Sewell Park. Yes!
2. Dude im hungover you wanna go chill at sewell?

by TxStateStudent112 February 28, 2009

Paranoid Park

Notorious street park in Portland OR frequented by homeless kids and drug dealers. In the film of the same name the burnside skatepark was renamed Paranoid Park for artistic purposes.

Let's go buy drugs at paranoid park.

by boyfriend2.0 April 27, 2010