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plank

An erection.

From "to have wood". Often used to announce morning wood.
I've got a plank!
by Manshenstein February 24, 2011
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walk the plank

He asked me to walk the plank again last night
by SluttySue November 25, 2007
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hanky panky

verb. could mean anything that happens between a couple or fuck buddy like holding hands, kissing, sex, etc. Hanky panky derives from the song "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.
ex: "There they go... off to do some hanky panky..."
ex: "You are my doll, rock´n´roll, feel the glamouring thing,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky."
by SIEGE August 20, 2003
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Hanky Panky

The most popular Saloon in good ol' Germany!
The Saloon is located in Bielefeld Germany and famous for the american food and table dance, country music and for all the more or less tolerable girls looking for a Hanky Panky...
by TMOT69 September 26, 2006
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plank stack

An accident, usually a trip or fall, caused by varying degrees of planktitude.
1) Jimmy had a plank stack because he totally didn't see the door was closed.
2) Jimmy plank stacked his car when he hit the gas instead of the brakes.
by h1ppyj0hn October 13, 2009
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Pankacks

Something that you spread peanut butter on, that tastes like freedom.
Man, I totally dig them, these Pankacks of old.
by Jackie hammersticks December 27, 2010
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Planking

The act of lying face down on an object while remaining rigid much like a plank of wood. Often, a photograph is taken of this act and posted on social media outlets. Often performed by lying on objects which are either completely awkward or dangerous, such as a basketball hoop or the middle of a road. The origins of planking can be traced back to the "lying down game" which has its roots in Japanese Anime.
Kyle: "Mike, I'm going to go planking on that stop sign over there!"

Mike: ".... dude, you're a faggot, no I will not take a picture of you being a douche bag."

Kyle: "But I will get so many comments on this picture of Facebook!"

Mike: *bertstare*
by YaboyMike November 21, 2011
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