Phone Paranoia

The fake mental condition of constantly thinking your mobile phone is vibrating in your pockets, signalling a call or a message, when in reality, it isn't and there was no call or message. This leads to the phone owner constantly pulling their mobile phone out to check.

Person 1: -Checks Phone. Dude! I think have phone paranoia!
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.

by Coopeeeey(: July 16, 2010

Update Parade

1. The numerous load screens which pop-up as soon as one attempts to use a new piece of technology. They proceed to forcibly install themselves, leaving the user helpless and afraid. Leads to hopefully watching computer screens for just one more percentage point on the load bar.

Person 1: Dude! I just got a new iPod!

Person 2: Don't get too excited, you'll be waiting all day on the update parade.

by SirSpen February 19, 2011

oily parakeet

Much like oily pelican, but with step two being oral. First, a man has anal sex with a woman followed by her defecating on his penis. He then puts the penis in her mouth. Originated since parakeets can speak, and so can women.

I gave my girl's moped a good oily parakeet. The moped doesn't use all my mouthwash up.

by onethousandninehundredninety June 4, 2014

fart paranoia

The fear to pass gas, usually brought on by sharting.

"Why does Ricky keep going to the bathroom?"
"He sharted today, so he's got a major case of fart paranoia."

by Weregoat July 1, 2014

unicorn parade

A group of people unaware that they are retarded.

The school's frolf team is a real unicorn parade

by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015

cunt parade

A person who is cunty to such an extreme degree that they are cuntier than an entire parade of cunts.

"Leslie, you have been a real cunt parade ever since you got roasted."

by mathematicalNonsense April 17, 2016

blue parakeet

to shove an entire straw from any fast food restaurant down your throat and continuously adding more until you turn blue and make a sound that resembles one of a parakeets.

John tried the blue parakeet challenge the other day, he's awesome.

by bob ross the crafter of sorts February 6, 2018