pasta knot

When you eat too much gluten or carbs and you get a pain in your abdomen and cannot stand up straight

I shouldn't have eaten two plates of spaghetti, I have such a pasta knot!

by squiding January 13, 2017

Dirty Pasta

You Poo in a pot of boiling water and wait 5-8 minutes and serve with a bollock-naise sauce

A- Im hungry and horny ;)
B-Do you want some dirty pasta?
A-Yes, Only with bollock-naise sauce though

by PooPooSauceMan July 18, 2019

milwaukee pasta bandit

somebody who has a finger and a thumb and is found dead

"Somebody once told me, hands off my macaroni. Milwaukee Pasta Bandit found deaaaad." -News

by an Oklahoma October 25, 2023

Pasta fart

A pasta fart is when you eat pasta and the next day your farts smell like pasta sauce.

Oh man i ate too much pasta last night and now i got pasta farts.

by Mr business January 30, 2025

Choclate Pasta

Whenever you shit in your swim trunks, causing a noodle-like shit string to come out the other side of the fishnet lining.

Did you hear? Garfield made Choclate Pasta in his swim trunks yesterday at the pool!

by MilfordCubicle543 July 27, 2021

Pasta Fish

A man (maybe) from Chicagoland who’s out of their element, and just saying dumb things. Also smells bad. Quinoa must be eaten for a *pasta fish* to reset

“Man, Guthrie can’t cope and seethe, he must really hate the way the world’s engineered him to respond to things rationally despite what mass communication has taught him on human nature! Also, Pasta Fish

by anonymous June 20, 2023

Cock pasta

When you don't have the meat sauce and you don't have the meat balls, but you do have the pasta, so you cum on the noodles and slap your dick and balls on top and call it a day.

"hey girl I know I ain't know cook, and I'm all outa foods but I can give you deese nodles, my meat and balls if you hungry u heard"
"bitch I don't want no cock pasta nigga"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025