chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general

"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."

by penisshakes April 16, 2023

Extremely Online

Term used as a deflection and projection tactic by commies trying to dampen the backlash to their cultural rot and protect their perceived gains.

Bob: Mutilating children with surgery and hormones is evil and the people doing it should face a firing squad.

Alice:*animated gif of woman rolling eyes while sipping wine* you’re extremely online, touch grass, have sex incel, etc

by RedditorsAreMidwits March 1, 2023

technicity online

Technicity online, a game based off the game "Zelda" online, but a lot better. Technicity Online is an RPG game with , magic, quest, basing, and more.

bro, come play technicity online with me. we can fight 1v1 using our magic skills.

by yoahi May 21, 2017

Online Mating

Exclusively engaging in sexual acts within the online dating community.

Brian- "yo I'm texting this girl I met online... I'm just trying to smash."
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"

by Ethan Kaplan December 10, 2013

online suicide

The act of voluntarily removing your account in a social network. The reasons are many, one being the realization that you are wasting away your life with it when you could be doing something productive. It could also be a sacrifice to the gods. Like an actual suicide, the departure may result in many people missing you and the shedding of tears. After having gone through with an online suicide, there is generally a sense of relief and freedom. Congratulations, you can now carry on with your real life! Sign and wonder awaits you.

Joe finally realized that his facebook-abuse was negatively affecting his life by encouraging procrastination, mindless scrolling of statuses and photos telling of people's worthless lives and finally decided that an online suicide was the only way out. Afterwards, he felt like a new man and exlaimed with great relish: "Smeagol is FREEEE".

by Leumas Fyzz March 18, 2014

Iris Online

A gpotato mmorpg, based around the tarot and gypsys.
Has three races; Humans, Elves and Hybrids.

Person 1: Hey! Guess what? I just found a new game to play!
Person 2: Yes?
Person 1: It's called Iris Online.
Person 2: Oh, ok.

by Inky-paws May 7, 2011

Online Commute

The process of logging into your work location online/remotely.
The possibility of accomplishing your office task remotely from any location by using a computer to access work information.

Hey John, my car broke down today, I'll think i'll just do online commute today

by AshiJ July 16, 2020