assi-ten

Anything that goes way beyond assinine; something really, really stupid (usually to describe something someone has done)

Woman: "What was he thinking? I can't believe he thought making that calendar of the guys at work was a good idea- and with the boss naked on the last page! How assinine!!"

Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"

by J3553 December 17, 2009

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Bowl of tens

A way of describing the time, or telling someone how long something will take.

When it is nearing the hour:

Friend - "what time is it?"
You - "Bowl of tens"

OR

Friend - "How long will you be?"
You - "Bowl of tens"

by Henrix July 10, 2006

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ten one

the smartest class ever at holy spirit catholic college Lakemba

teacher one: ten one is the noisiest class in the school
teacher two: I know they don't shut up
teacher three: starting the next lesson they sit next to people they don't speak to

by anthony the thexy May 13, 2019

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ten shit

A great abundance of something. Not to be confused with a shit ton or shittion, as those words imply a great abundance.

The New York Yankees have a shit ton of championships while the St. Louis Cardinals only have a ten shit.

by ImWatchingYouPoop! January 20, 2011

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turkey ten

A set amount of weight gained during the holidays, but not necessarily an exact amount of 10 poulnds. This phrase is most often used in January after gaining too much weight between the start of November to the end of December. People are usually expressing their dismay with a lack of self-control and over eating.

I have got to lose this turkey ten. I can't believe I ate so much during the holidays!

by Ellee722 November 09, 2010

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