Becky from Behind

Having pity sex with a girl who is over 5’ tall but under 5’6” while her boyfriend is out of town after she told you a long story about how he beats her. Usually performed with waaaayyy too much lube and no where near enough effort from either side. These are typically followed by finding out that she is full of shit and that her boyfriend is actually the nicest guy in the world, volunteers at three different organizations, and works overtime to pay all the bills while his useless bitch stays home and gives him a Gawk Gawk 5000 once every 4 weeks.

Any fun this weekend.

Man, I had a Becky from Behind.

Damn.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Seven letters behind you

A way of thanking someone for always being there for them when they are in a time of need

Seven letters behind you 😊

by TheChadMan69420 December 3, 2020

behind the bike shed

A place where things go down. Usually either blow jobs or smoking

Did you hear Jack got blown behind the bike shed

by ysrdi April 21, 2022

mama a girl behind you

a phrase derived from floptok. a young girl is recording a video of her mom with a snapchat filter on. her bitmoji appears behind her in frame, to which the girl, surprised, says “mommy… mama a girl behind you”

the phrase has been turned into something used to convey surprise jokingly, where “girl” can be replaced with basically anything

when you’re spilling tea but the tea walks into the room:
“mama a girl behind you”

by infinnite28 November 26, 2024

Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind

An American/Southern phrase used particularly to children, to warn them against disobedience. Particularly hinting at potential physical punishments.

Kid: "I don't wanna go to school today"
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"

By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025

by LionHeart99 September 8, 2025

The Behind the Music Presidency

Formula-narrative driven public-consciousness regarding the President's Progress, where epic heights are routinely imperiled with chasmic pitfalls, and where for every second speech the 'stakes could not be higher,' will 'define his/her presidency,' and invites the usual cliches by the typical pundits.

-- Phew!! I'm just glad that, for all the upheavals, that things are finally going great!!

-- But wait, are they?! Sure, if there's a great speech to be given, he's more intrepid than FDR (who rationed his fireside chats, so as not to be overexposed,) but this next challenge coming-up will DEFINE HIS PRESIDENCY!!

-- It's the Behind the Music Presidency...there's always the VP Oprah fallback position....

by sukadog March 20, 2011

Beating off behind the bush

Synonymous with beating around the bush.

I know there’s something weighing on your mind Johnny, just stop beating off behind the bush and and say it.

by anonymous July 24, 2021