track two

Anal sex with a woman. The Vagina is track one.

When she's on her period, stick it in track two.

by freehawk January 20, 2015

Track Lost

Ugh! We all hate Track Loss. Right, Arcaea fans? We like Track Complete, Full Recall, and especially Pure Memory. Even if you get a 69 it's a Track Lost. That is stupid.

Lizzy: I always get Track Lost on Dreamin' Attraction.
Max: Maybe you aren't doing it right.

by u/welikeReddit1 February 13, 2021

Track Squirrel

A female with zero to minimal automotive knowledge, that attends track events for attention.

I wish these track squirrels would get out of my way, I'm trying to get to the starting line.

by Boostedmama August 18, 2022

Black tracking

The act of driving around and intentionally leaving burnout marks, doing a burn out.

Ben: Hey Dave, what you doing tonight?

Dave: oh nothing much, probably just black tracking the back streets later.

by Steve1928 August 21, 2022

Track buddy

A person who runs track with you and pushes you to be better and be a person you can depend on for anything as in lay on,get water for, provides rides for track meets and anything else... kinda like best friends but in track

Guy 1: hey dude, did you get a ride to the track meet tomorrow.
Guy2: awe dude of course I have a Track buddy I’ll be ok

by Smurfy smurf December 15, 2017

caterpillar tracks

Caterpillar Tracks are a nutritious alternative to an otherwise unheathy lifestyle. Comprised of two of America's all time favorite delicay's; S'more's Pop-Tarts and peanut butter & jelly, it offers a source of protien and not to mention packed full of fiber.
How to make Caterpillar Tracks:
1. Toast S'mores Pop-Tart in toaster oven
2. Turn over so icing side faces down
3. Spread one layer of peanut butter
4. Spread one layer of raspberry preserves
5. enjoy silly!

see: caterpillar tracks

by adam with help (but not much) from other adam November 8, 2007

Whack Track

A "Whack Track" is a song that one listens to while pleasuring themselves (aka Masturbation).

Some people like to touch themselves in peace, but I prefer to listen to my favourite whack track, "Beethoven's Ninth".

by realrobertreed October 11, 2014