momma-bazonkers-powers

When a mother cries, whines, complains or loses it to get her way

Mom uses her momma-bazonkers-powers to get money from my dad.

by smilingontime October 19, 2011

Babi momma wanna

These are very tricky...will love you for real...but its just to get you to knock them up....Once you get them preg. they will become a digger....See they will fuck the relationship up so that you cant be togather but and they will drag you to court and suck you dry for 18 years....Sometimes the relationship does not fall apart and you stay togather but life sucks togather....but atleast you have beautiful child.....

Damn dat girl was just babi momma wanna.
Shit i cant believe i fell for dat babi momma wanna.

by Big J. December 14, 2006

baby momma-in law

This is the product of your offspring (son) having sex numerous times with a lady that creates offspring out of wedlock. Thus resulting in a baby momma-law

Jeesh Anthony, why didn't you wear a condom! Now we will have to deal with that baby momma-in law for the rest of our lives!

I am so glad we have our grandson/daugther but our baby-momma in law is awful. Next time wear a condom, Anthony!

by Brooklyn Geo September 30, 2010

Muscle Momma

A man who has more muscle than his friends, also known as a Gavin.

Hey Gavin, or should I say Muscle Momma

by sl;kdfja December 4, 2018

Big momma milf

Big momma milf will fuck you hard as shit your dick will fall of but one down fall is that she only likes small and medium size dick and they only like whites and asians

Look it's big momma milf she's so hot and busty let's go get her

by Tarry66 January 14, 2020

momma likes funyuns!

Can be used to say hello, good bye, what's up?, etc.

"Pretty nice weather we're having today."
"Momma likes funyuns!"

by xavier February 5, 2005

Momma Bird Feeder

The act of pressing ones lips against someone else's nose and then projectile vomiting straight up their nussy.

Hey I need to puke, let me perform a momma bird feeder on your nussy.

by CeigeBirb March 21, 2021