Oklahoma hula hoop

A belt worn by an oklahoman would make a hula hoop for people in many states, since it's not misinformation that oklahomans are obese, its true.

Guy/girl from California or Colorado- Just got back from Oklahoma, and brought an Oklahoma hula hoop as a souvenir!

by Solid Mantis May 02, 2020

Oklahoma Mud Slide

While in Oklahoma, combine a Luge (luge is a shot of your choice poured over the arse crack of a willing participant and the alcohol is collected as it drips off the participants bits) shot with an Alabama Pickle Back, by placing the finished pickle into the Luge before consuming.
e.g. Luge + Alabama Pickle Back = Oklahoma Mud Slide

Once the party has gone past wild, we bring out the Oklahoma Mud Slide.

by FrakkinRowdy July 04, 2021

Oklahoma Haystack

When you pee in a girls butthole then them shitting on your dick while it’s still inside them.

Me and my girl just did an Oklahoma Haystack

by YoItzYeBoi December 21, 2019

Oklahoma Joe

Throwing a newborn baby into a river and letting the fucker go where he may

"Jenny gave her nephew the ol' Oklahoma Joe last year"

by Ollieverrr November 24, 2020

Oklahoma Spitroast

An Oklahoma Spitroast occurs when many morbidly obese men gather in a trailer park during a tornado and proceed to masturbate on the trashiest female they can find

Hey Earl get everyone together, we’re gonna Oklahoma Spitroast Diamond later in my trailer

by DrakeSteele May 30, 2018

Oklahoma steer

When a guy gets offended at the bar so he would rather be home getting fucked by a bull.

That guy got so butthurt, I bet he’s an Oklahoma steer.

by BigDK5 January 01, 2024

Oklahoma Oil Change

Removing a woman's tampon, sucking it clean and sticking it back in.

*In a very southern accent* "An Oklahoma Oil Change is when you take a woman's tampon wrap the string around your finger two times, rip it out, put that bad boy in your mouth, suck it clean and put it back in."

by BigPupper69 November 21, 2024