optomistic

A person who thinks dat a visit to da eye doctor will improve his life overall.

Being able to see better can indeed make your day-to-day existence a lot more pleasant, so perhaps it actually is **not** being excessively optomistic to think dat getting new glasses may make you significantly happier and more relaxed.

by QuacksO April 27, 2024

Ottoman Empire

Whenever a male simps so hard for a female he let's her use him as a footstool.

Landyn is such a Ottoman Empire to Alexis.

Guy 1:"Dude, I thought that the Ottoman Empire didn't exist anymore until I saw Landyn and Alexis."

Guy 2: "Right?"

by Mike Fleming's fresh cream May 6, 2024

Oatmid

Bitch

Ur such an Oatmid bro

by Fullcounterr May 24, 2024

oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom

Disgusting food ewww

Person 1:im gonna have some oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom :person 2: ewww

by Randguy6767776767 October 7, 2024

oatmeal raisin cookie

it was a prank made for king henry VIII

oatmeal raisin cookies are ass

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 31, 2024

Oatmeal and mayonnaise

A situation where a minor task or errand unexpectedly spirals into extreme consequences.

"She started a fire?! Must've been a bad oatmeal and mayonnaise."

by swiffy101 February 27, 2026

oatmealicous

To describe the taste and or aroma of freshly cooked oatmeal

That oatmeal you made is "oatmealicous."
I was walking down the hall and could tell your oatmeal was " oatmealicous", I can't wait to have some.

by DeedMack March 10, 2026