Chuck Norris 

Chuck Norris, you probably heard of him, if not just look up some info about him and then come back here so I can tell you some other info. Done? Ok here I go....

He was all mighty and powerful and killed whoever said something bad about him until some guys decided to put him into a deathbattle with another really strong dude called Sega, then they starts fighting, manage to break away from our universe and now since he is gone people became allowed to start shitting on him without consequences, so they did. He is now considered overrated an a failure even though he just happens to be fighting right now and is gone from our reality

Person 1: Dude have you seen that death battle with Chuck Norris and Sega what ever his name is?
Person 2: ye, when do you think it will end?
Person 1: I think time became irrelevant....
Person 2: true that Sega guy is pretty tough

Chuck Norris by A complete joke February 11, 2017

clit norris 

a female chuck norris with a steel clitoris

dude your acting like a clit norris

clit norris by rapeislegal March 18, 2017

Chuck norris 

GOD

Chuck Norris, He's GOD

Chuck norris by gnfnhnhnhnh May 16, 2018

Chuck Norris boy is cool

Noah is chuck Norris bitch!!

chuck Norris boy is cool

Chuck Norris boy is cool by Big boi dad November 14, 2018

Chuck Norris 

The greatest kickboxer the world has every known.

Chuck Norris is not a force of nature; nature is a force of Chuck Norris.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
There can be only 1 Chuck Norris, and then he will
roundhouse kick you in the face, smartass.

Hail to Chuck Norris or be dispatched.

Chuck Norris by QuantumZ September 27, 2006

Chuck Norris 

A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could supply the world with energy for the next 2.53 billion years. However, due to the level of danger involved in trying to harness this immense source of energy, scientists have resorted to a safer avenue of research; trying to control the kaboom from thermonuclear weapons. It is also suggested a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick may hold the key to incredible new breakthroughs in propulsion technology.

The Mars Lander did not actually crash on Mars because of a programming mistake... The transporter carrying the lander to the launch site cut Chuck Norris off and he roundhouse kicked the lander *into* Mars. NASA officials are attempting to understand this new form of propulsion. So far there have been no survivors from this dangerous research. NASA is accepting applications at this time.

Chuck Norris by Launchpad McQuack May 4, 2006

C. Norris 

none b/c every1 to try and define him dies from a roundhouse kick to the face!

this is my def UGH!......C. Norris was here and mkaban just died ROUNDHOUSE KICK!

C. Norris by Mike Kabana September 10, 2007