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Neil

The smartest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. Very sociable and loves making new friends. He Is friends with everyone. Is very keen at reading the room. Usually follows the rules but isn't afraid to break them. Let this not fool you as in the inside he secretly plans to rule the world.
"Hey, Dave, did you invite Neil? He's so chill. "
Dave: "All Hail The Coming Of The Destroyer."

"Wtf Dave?"
by Postingcronmain November 24, 2021
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Neil

Neil is a beta male (simp)
by SAMGDchad December 4, 2021
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Edmund Neil McLaughlan

Just your friendly London Twat, no other words! He is a boy about 13-14 who plays Minecraft with his amazing friends
“Edmund Neil McLaughlan“ you are a twat who lives in London but somehow we all love him
by Borris sicklton February 10, 2021
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Neil

Neil’s been through so much, but he’s only let those experiences improve him. When you trust each other, the love he shares is stronger than anyone else you’ll meet, and you’ll never regret opening up to him. Treat each other with respect and you’ll be lifelong friends, no matter what else happens.
If goon and greatness could be mashed up into one word, it’d be Neil.
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
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Neil

Omg I went on a date the other day and he split the bill he’s such a Neil
by Nate Hernandez November 25, 2018
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Fat Neil

A chubby pudgy guy who often smiles with joy and delight when farting in the presence of others. Fat Neil often uses strange words and noises which he created to ward off evil lionesses trying to attack his dark mane of fart. While grunting these noises and words, a sponge like creature appears out of his constantly sore muscles to attack the nearest dirty and winging derp.
Guy 1: hey have you seen this new kid?
Guy 2: yeah look at those cheeks he must be a Fat Neil!
Guy 1: the derps better watch out for his spongy monster!
by A swan in bread May 20, 2014
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Neil

he is a physics genius and did a cube club with the physics teacher and is just so so so amazing. Just kidding (maybe). A neil is someone who is fun to joke around with and agrees with me that boys bathrooms are disgusting. He also needs to talk to a therapist because he got tramautised by a kid named Paul at the urinal. He also doesn't wear shoes inside the house like a good boy.
OMG he is such a neil
by northdokateyourass November 30, 2021
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