Mexican Mustache

The act of jizzing under a girls nose and then ripping off your own pubic hair and placing it on top of the jizz so it will stick.

Hey Kathy, make me a sandwich or I will give you a mexican mustache.

by kylesrgnt June 30, 2010

Mustache Monday

The first Monday after the end of No Shave November.

On this day, men shave their faces after a month of neglect; leaving nothing except a mustache style of their choice.

Everyone thought John's fu manchu was hilarious on Mustache Monday.

by Loudly December 17, 2009

purple mustache

subtle reference refering to the appearance of the anus after extended anal sex. a mixture of colours, wine red, and various earth tones mixing into a hairy purple mess. Flushed skin with various..secretions. A spin on the older term 'cranberry juice stains', hinting at possible stains left on an unfortunate subject's boxer shorts the morning after.

Tommy went back to Regis and Gelman's condo? Someone's going to wake up with quite a purple mustache tomorrow!

by snake vargas July 16, 2008

butt moustache

The patch of hair that rests directly above the small of a person's back.

Look at that guy's butt moustache!

by Matt Wheeler September 8, 2006

Moustache

Hair above the upper lip. And some thing all cool Buffalos have.

WOAH! look at the killer moustache

by buffaloshavemoustaches June 20, 2010

frosted moustache

cum shot between the upper lip and the nose, usually preformed in the month of december or january.

on christmas eve while sally was asleep, i proceeded to give her a frosted moustache.

by tyler brown, matt brown (aka chongo), and skylar salmen March 4, 2008

mustache

A section of facial hair located above the lips. A popular style ith adolescents. Also called a "stache"

Bob: Hey, like my mustache?
Bob2: no.

by scy1192 March 19, 2008