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monk slut

a pseudo spiritual guru worshipping person who likes to parade their spirituality around upon others like its a fashion show, misappropriating the spiritual journey for the purposes of their own ego whilst practicing no real spiritual life of their own
that guy is a total monk slut. all he does is chase pussy. he just told me he's basically a monk and brags that ones of his monks says he'll be totally enlightened someday. He hangs out with monks all the time, but goes through women like toilet paper and talks trash about people all the time. he doesn't practice right speech or right action. he thinks enligtenment is a social club.
by life alchemist May 24, 2018
mugGet the monk slutmug.

monke ded

monke ded means very sad thing
carl: i heard monke ded

me: screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by sussy baka man May 24, 2022
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monke fards

by TanglefingStar January 30, 2023
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Emily Monk

Loves to suck. If you date her, be ready for lots of sex and waking up in the middle of the night with her on top of you giving the most legendary sloppy head of your life. She loves to tease dicks and has amazing techniques to make you cum every time.
Me: I need Emily Monk on my cock man
Friend: ikr she gave Tom legendary head yesterday I heard
by JoJo Stalin III December 21, 2019
mugGet the Emily Monkmug.

Funny monke

1. A classification of a monkey that in any way imaginable causes enjoyment.

2. A particularly silly monkey.
by Cheese Chomper 9000 March 5, 2022
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monke man

a man that is a monkey
hey! the monke man looks like a monke
by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 4, 2022
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Le monke

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by Dr shart March 8, 2022
mugGet the Le monkemug.

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