J-Monk

1. -verb (used without object) :fool.

2.-Idioms : to make a monkey out of the situation, a cause to look ridiculous; make a fool of

Person 1: "A girl wrote her number on my arm, I told her I was going to wash it off."

Person 2: J-Monk!!!

by JM2 July 22, 2009

Monke Syndrome

At any given point of time, the number of stages of MS is given by the cumulative dumbfuckery that person has carried out or thought about from his birth till that very specific point of time

Last night Monty was telling me that he is cool because some girl saw his instagram story.
I think he is diagnosed with Monke Syndrome

by Neriv October 15, 2020

monke Regret

Regret.

monke regret wife gone

by Monke good June 14, 2021

Wise monke

The wise monke is smart he know good from bad

Oh wise monke how will life be?
It will be great.

by Bitchpeniscumanal January 4, 2021

Emily Monk

Loves to suck. If you date her, be ready for lots of sex and waking up in the middle of the night with her on top of you giving the most legendary sloppy head of your life. She loves to tease dicks and has amazing techniques to make you cum every time.

Me: I need Emily Monk on my cock man
Friend: ikr she gave Tom legendary head yesterday I heard

by JoJo Stalin III December 21, 2019

Martin Monk

A young sloth like individual that thrives in the deep woods of Alfred, NY

"Yo man, wanna go search the woods for a Martin Monk?"

by Smichael June 2, 2013

monke man

a man that is a monkey

hey! the monke man looks like a monke

by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 4, 2022