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mommy track 

when a woman leaves the work force to take time to raise her children.
She was on the mommy track because she did not want to leave her baby with someone while she worked.

Mommy Blogging 

The act of a mother documenting every detail of her child's life with unnecessary photos, social media updates and blog posts. Mommy blogging also includes condescending other mothers with inaccurate parenting and/or medical advice.
Dinah: Hey girl, did you vaccinate your kids yet?
Karen: No....Jenna was saying that I shouldn't vaccinate my kids since vaccinations can cause childhood obesity.
Dinah: Are you seriously listening to Jenna? She's not even a nurse! That bitch is just mommy blogging.
Karen: Yeah girl, you're right
Mommy Blogging by koriandr December 15, 2015

Mommy Milky 

No one knows what it means. It’s just used whenever, wherever. Originated in central FL.
*Twiddles twat* oooh mommy milky.
Sup. Names greg, mommy milky?
It’s cancer? Oh my god I’m so sorry. Mommy milky.
Sorry for your loss. Mommy milky.
Mommy Milky by MediumDaddyJohnson October 7, 2021

mommy hits me 

ow
mommy hits me by ur cuzion May 10, 2022

Mommy Milk Mask 

(VERB).. 1.When a man or woman, sucks milk out of a lactating breast and spits it onto the others face.2.When a lactating woman sprays her lover face with milk from her breast while in the throws of passion.
Damn, girl. You gobbled up that Mommy Milk Mask.

Mommy Muscle

Top tier, Grade demadome gorilla wrench grip cooch.
When you slide into some Top Tier, Mommy muscle and your trying not to bust quick.
Mommy Muscle by Dirtbagbradd March 30, 2023